So i was in the pub...
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... and I ordered a Vodka Martini but the barman refused. He said to me "You can't handle Vermouth!" I'll get my coat.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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... and I ordered a Vodka Martini but the barman refused. He said to me "You can't handle Vermouth!" I'll get my coat.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I would look it up, but my book is too heavy... ... I can't handle Larouse.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You think the only pone on here who watched Mock The Week last night?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
No, but there are foreigners here who do not benefit from the cultural barometer. At least since Frankie left we can use the jokes in public. [edit] Damn, I just thought of a great reply I should have used. I'll get you next time!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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No, but there are foreigners here who do not benefit from the cultural barometer. At least since Frankie left we can use the jokes in public. [edit] Damn, I just thought of a great reply I should have used. I'll get you next time!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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No, but there are foreigners here who do not benefit from the cultural barometer. At least since Frankie left we can use the jokes in public. [edit] Damn, I just thought of a great reply I should have used. I'll get you next time!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
At least Unfortunately since Frankie left we can use the jokes in public.
FTFY! It's not as good without him. :sigh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Someone hwo has never seen it, and doesn't understand the reference, I assume - compensated. "Monsoon Poultry Hospital, Mr Step Ladder?"
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
At least Unfortunately since Frankie left we can use the jokes in public.
FTFY! It's not as good without him. :sigh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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This was the best series since he left. I think adding in Chris Addison as a regular was a good move.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Chris is a good 'un, yes, but get rid of Andy Parsons, and bring back Russell Howard as well.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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and gin.
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... and I ordered a Vodka Martini but the barman refused. He said to me "You can't handle Vermouth!" I'll get my coat.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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No, but there are foreigners here who do not benefit from the cultural barometer. At least since Frankie left we can use the jokes in public. [edit] Damn, I just thought of a great reply I should have used. I'll get you next time!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You are right we don't benefit from getting Mock over here in the states. I watched it while I was in England on holiday and I loved that show. I laughed my arse off the entire show.
I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Adam Savage, Mythbuster -George W Bush life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared. - PJ Plauger
