Tomorrow Is Going To Be Bad
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Toilet roll -> freezer. Need I say more?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Toilet roll -> freezer. Need I say more?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
This is an absolutely brilliant idea :thumbsup:
Be The Noise
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It took me thirty years to seriously associate "drinking lots of booze" with "feeling like cr@p the next morning" and actually stop doign teh former to prevent the latter so I wouldn't ask me if I was you! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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..and yet you'll read my reply. The OriginalGriff is kind of the trash reporter of The Lounge. There isn't anywhere he won't go. :-D
MehGerbil wrote:
and yet you'll read my reply
Not planning on it. But just in case, I have a rusty spoon standing by to use to gouge out my eyes with... :)
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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MehGerbil wrote:
and yet you'll read my reply
Not planning on it. But just in case, I have a rusty spoon standing by to use to gouge out my eyes with... :)
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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Bad plan. By the time it bothers you it's in your head. Gouging your eyes out doesn't cleanse the brain. You'll need an icepick and a surgeon's steady hand to really fix the problem.
MehGerbil wrote:
surgeon's steady hand
Why on earth would I want a steady hand? If it came down to that, I would want to go see Dr Nick*.... :-D *Simpsons reference.
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012
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Is 20 minutes of pleasure worth an entire day of pain and suffering? ... ... ... Consensus: YES!
I have never understood how someone can call having your mouth on fire "pleasure". Pain is not "taste". A severe burning sensation in my mouth requiring me to gulp large glasses of ice water while I eat make no sense whatsoever. And then, like you said, there's the next day. Why would anyone eat like this???
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I have never understood how someone can call having your mouth on fire "pleasure". Pain is not "taste". A severe burning sensation in my mouth requiring me to gulp large glasses of ice water while I eat make no sense whatsoever. And then, like you said, there's the next day. Why would anyone eat like this???
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
33 years ago a Mexican cook decided to nuke me and since then it has gotten ... relative. People here always complain about the 'hot' food they get here and I notice almost nothing. Just a matter of getting used to it.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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33 years ago a Mexican cook decided to nuke me and since then it has gotten ... relative. People here always complain about the 'hot' food they get here and I notice almost nothing. Just a matter of getting used to it.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Why get used to it?? Why not just not eat hot food?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I had really, really hot Thai food today. Everytime I do that the very next day I'm promising myself I won't do that again. Why don't I learn?
You are just too cheap to buy a good laxative! :laugh: :rose:
