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  • D Dalek Dave

    Every time I make a post it gets autovoted down to a 1.

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    Lost User
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    You have amassed so many reputation points that they are beginning to collapse to a singularity.

    At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Every time I make a post it gets autovoted down to a 1.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      It's because not enough of us are naked.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        It's because not enough of us are naked.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Is this an extension of your belief that there would be less crime if we all went around naked? The courts would be overloaded with indecent exposure cases alone!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Is this an extension of your belief that there would be less crime if we all went around naked? The courts would be overloaded with indecent exposure cases alone!


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          I'm fairly certain that if everyone were naked indecent exposure laws would at the very least be ignored.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            I'm fairly certain that if everyone were naked indecent exposure laws would at the very least be ignored.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            Dalek Dave
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            In England it is not actually a crime to walk around in the nude. It is only becomes a crime if someone is offended by that nudeness. Oddly, only nude means without clothes, naked actually means unarmed! (Odd, one would have thought there was access to at least one weapon :) )

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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              It's because not enough of us are naked.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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              Dalek Dave
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              Not always a good idea[^]

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                In England it is not actually a crime to walk around in the nude. It is only becomes a crime if someone is offended by that nudeness. Oddly, only nude means without clothes, naked actually means unarmed! (Odd, one would have thought there was access to at least one weapon :) )

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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                Lost User
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                I watched a documentary about young people and public nudity last night. At one point a man and a woman in their 20s both took their tops off in Manchester to hand out fliers about a naked tea party and art exhibition. Plod came over and told the woman to put her top back on.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Every time I make a post it gets autovoted down to a 1.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  According to hamster central, they have subscribed to a service that automatically checks posts for spam and acts accordingly. I believe they are going to unsubscribe due to the fact it's crap.

                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                    I watched a documentary about young people and public nudity last night. At one point a man and a woman in their 20s both took their tops off in Manchester to hand out fliers about a naked tea party and art exhibition. Plod came over and told the woman to put her top back on.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    She should have asked him why? And them accused him of sexual discrimination. And then accused him of breaching article 10 of the ECHR "Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises." And then accused him of being a small minded, puritanical bigot.

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      She should have asked him why? And them accused him of sexual discrimination. And then accused him of breaching article 10 of the ECHR "Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises." And then accused him of being a small minded, puritanical bigot.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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                      She did ask why, but being young and unsure of the law and not wanting to get arrested obviously didn't want to push things too far. And then you have this nutter[^] who has been arrested again.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                      • L Lost User

                        She did ask why, but being young and unsure of the law and not wanting to get arrested obviously didn't want to push things too far. And then you have this nutter[^] who has been arrested again.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Yes, but that was in Scotland, different laws.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          In England it is not actually a crime to walk around in the nude. It is only becomes a crime if someone is offended by that nudeness. Oddly, only nude means without clothes, naked actually means unarmed! (Odd, one would have thought there was access to at least one weapon :) )

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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                          Johnny J
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          access to at least one weapon

                          You can't murder anyone with one cocktail sausage[^] Dave! ;P

                          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            access to at least one weapon

                            You can't murder anyone with one cocktail sausage[^] Dave! ;P

                            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                            That all rather depends on where you stick it.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                              That all rather depends on where you stick it.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                              Johnny J
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                              ChrisElston wrote:

                              That all rather depends on where you stick it.

                              Really? I'm interested in knowing: How exactly DO you murder anybody with a cocktail sausage? I must have missed that particular lesson in karate class... Must take it up with my Sensei! :doh:

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                ChrisElston wrote:

                                That all rather depends on where you stick it.

                                Really? I'm interested in knowing: How exactly DO you murder anybody with a cocktail sausage? I must have missed that particular lesson in karate class... Must take it up with my Sensei! :doh:

                                Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                                Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                You could freeze it and use it in a Blunderbuss or a Schermuly, the percussive impact would be lethal. You could add poison to it. You could leave it out on a warm day and let the bacteria thrive before serving it. You could stuff it down their throat and choke them. You could use it as bait in a large man killing trap. The possibilities are limited only by you imagination.

                                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  According to hamster central, they have subscribed to a service that automatically checks posts for spam and acts accordingly. I believe they are going to unsubscribe due to the fact it's crap.

                                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Would it not have been a tad more sensible to let it flag up what it saw as being spam without applying votes so that the boys and girls up Toronto way could assess the impact before doing a great big elephant on us all.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    Would it not have been a tad more sensible to let it flag up what it saw as being spam without applying votes so that the boys and girls up Toronto way could assess the impact before doing a great big elephant on us all.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Come on, we all know that live users make the best testers. Who better around here to quickly work out something that screws with the reputation system is less than perfect?

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      You could freeze it and use it in a Blunderbuss or a Schermuly, the percussive impact would be lethal. You could add poison to it. You could leave it out on a warm day and let the bacteria thrive before serving it. You could stuff it down their throat and choke them. You could use it as bait in a large man killing trap. The possibilities are limited only by you imagination.

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link suspended until further notice. It can be reached at www.greystarling.co.uk/ccc.htm This is due to the Spam Cockup.

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                                      Andrei Straut
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      You could stuff it down their throat and choke them.

                                      I actually wanted to suggest that, before my boss interrupted me

                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      You could use it as bait in a large man woman killing trap.

                                      FTFY, I don't wanna know why a man would go for a sausage, and the obvious answer isn't... doesn't generate many potential targets EDIT: +5 however, for the imaginative answers

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        According to hamster central, they have subscribed to a service that automatically checks posts for spam and acts accordingly. I believe they are going to unsubscribe due to the fact it's crap.

                                        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        seems to work fine on Daves and Nagy's posts lol

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          It's because not enough of us are naked.

                                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                          Slacker007
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                                          ChrisElston wrote:

                                          It's because not enough of us are naked.

                                          Some of us should never be seen naked...it is forbidden.

                                          "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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