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  • C cechode

    this idea has gone too far ( can't stop chuckling ) http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/bethenext.aspx[^]

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    What utterly pretentious crap. MS do themselves no favors with this sort of demeaning nonsense. FAIL. :thumbsdown:

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    • C cechode

      this idea has gone too far ( can't stop chuckling ) http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/bethenext.aspx[^]

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      Mike Hankey
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      From evangelism to prostitution in one fell swoop!

      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
      Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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      • R Roger Wright

        I vote for the one with the hooters...

        Will Rogers never met me.

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        Keith Barrow
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        That's all of them :laugh:

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        • C cechode

          this idea has gone too far ( can't stop chuckling ) http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/bethenext.aspx[^]

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          Keith Barrow
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          This sort of thing makes the baby Jesus cry.

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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          • C cechode

            this idea has gone too far ( can't stop chuckling ) http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/bethenext.aspx[^]

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            jesarg
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            I guess Microsoft's new marketing strategy is to encourage young, up-and-coming developers to cry at the thought of where their career may lead.

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            • R Roger Wright

              I vote for the one with the hooters...

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              Its comments like that are the only reason to follow that link. [edit] damn no hooters [/edit]

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                From evangelism to prostitution in one fell swoop!

                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                Marc Clifton
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                Mike Hankey wrote:

                From evangelism to prostitution

                Was there ever any difference? ;) Marc

                My Blog
                The Relationship Oriented Programming IDE
                Melody's Amazon Herb Site

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  From evangelism to prostitution

                  Was there ever any difference? ;) Marc

                  My Blog
                  The Relationship Oriented Programming IDE
                  Melody's Amazon Herb Site

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                  Was there ever any difference?

                  Good point and on reflection...NO! :)

                  VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                  Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    Its comments like that are the only reason to follow that link. [edit] damn no hooters [/edit]

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Sorry about that, Chief. Try page 3. ;P

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                      From evangelism to prostitution

                      Was there ever any difference? ;) Marc

                      My Blog
                      The Relationship Oriented Programming IDE
                      Melody's Amazon Herb Site

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                      Roger Wright
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                      Ever a font of wisdom, Marc... :-D By the way, if you ever hear from Manning Publications, I suggested you as a potential author after reviewing a few manuscripts for them. I hope you don't mind; your writing always has impressed me.

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      • C cechode

                        this idea has gone too far ( can't stop chuckling ) http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/bethenext.aspx[^]

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                        RobCroll
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                        Must be a painful place to work if you actually have a sense of humor. Imagine walking into work every day: "Hi XML Terminator :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: " "Hi General Config :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: " :~

                        "You get that on the big jobs."

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                        • K Keith Barrow

                          This sort of thing makes the baby Jesus cry.

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          Roger Wright
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                          That could just be colic. A little PeptoBismol in water might do the trick.

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          • R RobCroll

                            Must be a painful place to work if you actually have a sense of humor. Imagine walking into work every day: "Hi XML Terminator :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: " "Hi General Config :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: " :~

                            "You get that on the big jobs."

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                            Lost User
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                            At least the managers would not wonder why I call them all Pointy Hair XXXXX (replace XXXXX with a number).

                            At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                            • C cechode

                              this idea has gone too far ( can't stop chuckling ) http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/bethenext.aspx[^]

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                              Slacker007
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                              What's with all the stupid, wannabe bad ass, nick names these people have at Microsoft. They are all geeks, not special forces or beat down cage fighters. Lame ass losers.

                              "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                                What's with all the stupid, wannabe bad ass, nick names these people have at Microsoft. They are all geeks, not special forces or beat down cage fighters. Lame ass losers.

                                "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                                wizardzz
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                                They are overcompensating for a rough time in high school?

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  They are overcompensating for a rough time in high school?

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                                  Slacker007
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                                  wizardzz wrote:

                                  They are overcompensating for a rough time in high school?

                                  That can also me said for a lot of the members on this site, as well.

                                  "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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