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A crow visits the doctor

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    crow: "Doctor, I had a bad landing and I think I broke my foot" doctor: "I can't help you, go see a dermatologist"

    Giraffes are not real.

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      crow: "Doctor, I had a bad landing and I think I broke my foot" doctor: "I can't help you, go see a dermatologist"

      Giraffes are not real.

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      Nope it's not working. I can't get the crow - foot - dermatologist [skin doctor] connection.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Nope it's not working. I can't get the crow - foot - dermatologist [skin doctor] connection.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Crowsfeet - lines radiating from the eye as you get older. As usual, a joke that needs explanation is not funny. And this one needs a lot of explanation! [edit]Speeling Eroors - OriginalGriff[/edit]

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          crow: "Doctor, I had a bad landing and I think I broke my foot" doctor: "I can't help you, go see a dermatologist"

          Giraffes are not real.

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          I'm sure this sounds hilarious in at least one language.

          One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

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            Crowsfeet - lines radiating from the eye as you get older. As usual, a joke that needs explanation is not funny. And this one needs a lot of explanation! [edit]Speeling Eroors - OriginalGriff[/edit]

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            I appreciate brutal honesty.

            Giraffes are not real.

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