Most Absurd Movie Endings
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
AspDotNetDev wrote:
Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
Human bacon? :laugh: Of all the movies I've seen, no ending even comes close to the sheer suckness of YellowBrickRoad[^] and The Devil Inside[^]. YellowBrickRoad was actually interesting at the idea-level, and it even had some really disturbing scenes (like a group of people all hearing 1950's music, in the f'ing woods!), but the ending, oh...I just want my hour and a half back. Same with the The Devil Inside (seen last week, want my time back. Screw the money). And I don't think it's a coincidence that both are filmed Blair Witch Project-style :laugh:
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
Any Spanish horror movie: they have wonderful stories with an interesting plot, but at some place the money or the intelligence ends suddenly like the movie itself. A pity indeed. PS: Any spanish film that's not an horror film ends up being so horrible that could be considered an horror film.
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
I haven't seen any of those you mentioned, but "The Mist" had a really really outrageously absurd ending.
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It's at least better than the Norwegian movies, as they usually ends when everybody in the movie dies. Norwegians appenertly find this quite natural....
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
Perfume, as you stated. It was also an implausibly weird movie. Recently: The dark knight rises - oh, well. The software was patched by batty bat man, sir. Find him at the French cafe. That's Bollywood style for ye. :laugh:
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It's at least better than the Norwegian movies, as they usually ends when everybody in the movie dies. Norwegians appenertly find this quite natural....
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Classic tragedy. It's not the question who will survive, it's only about how they all die unavoidably.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Classic tragedy. It's not the question who will survive, it's only about how they all die unavoidably.
If only that was the case. Some comedies also have this plot like Dead snow[^]. This movie is actually a little funny, but wierd... And then ther is the Troll Hunter[^], also a comedy/adventure/something with lots of death... The list goes on and on...
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A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end... but not necessarily in that order. Jean-Luc Godard Though I'm partial to his other quote: All you need for a movie is a girl and a gun.
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Perfume, as you stated. It was also an implausibly weird movie. Recently: The dark knight rises - oh, well. The software was patched by batty bat man, sir. Find him at the French cafe. That's Bollywood style for ye. :laugh:
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Perfume, as you stated. It was also an implausibly weird movie.
I found it amazing that it could be adopted for the screen at all. But implausibly weird? In what way? It's good read (even though the middle part bores virtually everyone).
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Perfume, as you stated. It was also an implausibly weird movie.
I found it amazing that it could be adopted for the screen at all. But implausibly weird? In what way? It's good read (even though the middle part bores virtually everyone).
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peterchen wrote:
But implausibly weird? In what way?
The magic potion of a perfume that he mixes up is totally weird! Olfactory senses are different for people, and there's no one single perfume that will make a mob go crazy in love. I know it's based on a text, but the way several scenes were depicted was totally weird. I'm not saying that I know how better could it be done; perhaps me knowing a little about olfaction and perfumery made me laugh at it. It's like programmers laughing at a movie scene (while others are awestruck) where a whizkid "hacks" into the FBI's network by attaching his pocket calculator to it with a wire and typing something. It's just wrong. :)
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Which ending, there were at least 5 AFAICT?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
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Any Spanish horror movie: they have wonderful stories with an interesting plot, but at some place the money or the intelligence ends suddenly like the movie itself. A pity indeed. PS: Any spanish film that's not an horror film ends up being so horrible that could be considered an horror film.
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Pardon me sir, but i must discuss this, spanish movies are almost always lacking intelligence, except REC 1 maybe, which was so good the americans needed to make a poor 1 to 1 copy called Quarantine...
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
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I haven't seen any of those you mentioned, but "The Mist" had a really really outrageously absurd ending.
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I just finished watching The FP (basically, a movie about gangs that solve conflicts with Dance Dance Revolution), and it has one of the most absurd movie endings I've seen in a while. Though, it wasn't really out of place, because the whole movie was absurd. Some other wacky movie endings were:
- Cabin Fever. One word: Pancakes!!!!
- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I predicted the ending, but I never thought they'd go there. The logistics of planning such an ending and getting that many people involved is just baffling.
Which movies have you seen with less than traditional endings?
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Crank and Crank 2: one word: Splat! what a weird movie..
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Mendor81 wrote:
Crank and Crank 2: one word: Splat!
There is a crank 2?! I thought one was enough for mankind. :laugh:
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Pardon me sir, but i must discuss this, spanish movies are almost always lacking intelligence, except REC 1 maybe, which was so good the americans needed to make a poor 1 to 1 copy called Quarantine...
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
"Los otros", "El orfanato", "Los abandonados", "El espinazo del diablo", "Los ojos de Julia", "Darkness", "Abre los ojos". All of them are great movies (and all of them are better than REC IMHO) but apart of "Los otros" (with Nicole Kidman) and "Abre los ojos" (which Hollywood also made it's own version) they all lack of a good final. From my point of view, REC is a so-so film, it's not bad, but it ends more or less in the same line than the rest of the film itself. It is original but if you remove Barcelona from the footage... You have only to see the IMDB points on this film: 60K votes+/- and a 7 in Spanish, but if you go to see the Quarantine IMDB page... it only deserves a 6 and not so much people has voited it... Regarding the fact Hollywood want to make 1 to 1 copies... I guess that it is quite normal. Time ago I went to the cinema to see "Let me in" (the original film from the north of Europe) and I enjoyed it a lot. My wife has not seen much vampire movies and I thought this would be a good one for her to start with. We went to the cinema to see the Hollywood version. It was as nice as the original one, not much improvements there, even the CGI were almost the same, but... actors that appeared on the film were americans. We are so used to see them in films that even myself found the Hollywood version more "close" to my standards. I loved the original one and I loved the Hollywood one (they were almost identical), but the Hollywood one managed to get closer to me. This is why Hollywood port films that are good to their style. It's like what happens when catalan people go to the cinema to see films in catalan... it stills feels strange at the beginning. PS: "the machinist" is another great movie with a great ending, but again one of the three exceptions that confirm the rule.
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Mendor81 wrote:
Crank and Crank 2: one word: Splat!
There is a crank 2?! I thought one was enough for mankind. :laugh:
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