Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Personal News Update....

Personal News Update....

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
announcementquestioncareer
59 Posts 18 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • G gavindon

    I was thinking more to the tune of Jack Daniels. Kids are great, but they can give you grey hair fairly quickly.( I have three Teenage boys.....)

    Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't.... Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

    L Offline
    L Offline
    Lost User
    wrote on last edited by
    #9

    gavindon wrote:

    Kids are great, but they can give you grey hair fairly quickly.

    Every minute of every day since I became a father I have been somewhere between mild unease and outright panic.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • 1 1 21 Gigawatts
      1. I bought a new, well I say new, nearly new - 9 month old approved BMW 320d MSport with 1,000 miles on the clock with all the gizmos and gadgets you could wish for. And, man, what a cracking car that thing is to drive - I went out for a drive in it the other night for no other reason then just for fun - and I haven't done that since I first past my test, and for a four door diesel saloon that is quite amazing :-) The missus now calls me a car geek instead of just a geek. 2) And speaking of the missus - she is preggers! Which means we will be expecting our first child in January - eeek!! No I'm not prepared, yes I am petrified - well not as much as the Mrs is about having to push the thing out :-) But we are both over the moon! Any tips? :-D

      "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

      J Offline
      J Offline
      Joan M
      wrote on last edited by
      #10

      BMW 3.20d... I'm not sure if that is fast enough to run away... with an M3 probably you would succeed... but with a 3.20d... :rolleyes: Congrats! :thumbsup:

      [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

      1 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • 1 1 21 Gigawatts
        1. I bought a new, well I say new, nearly new - 9 month old approved BMW 320d MSport with 1,000 miles on the clock with all the gizmos and gadgets you could wish for. And, man, what a cracking car that thing is to drive - I went out for a drive in it the other night for no other reason then just for fun - and I haven't done that since I first past my test, and for a four door diesel saloon that is quite amazing :-) The missus now calls me a car geek instead of just a geek. 2) And speaking of the missus - she is preggers! Which means we will be expecting our first child in January - eeek!! No I'm not prepared, yes I am petrified - well not as much as the Mrs is about having to push the thing out :-) But we are both over the moon! Any tips? :-D

        "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

        L Offline
        L Offline
        Lost User
        wrote on last edited by
        #11

        1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

        1. And speaking of the missus - she is preggers!
           
          Which means we will be expecting our first child in January - eeek!!

        Gratz! :-D

        1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

        Any tips?

        Start saving for college.

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

        1 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

          NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not my baby! :laugh:

          "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

          D Offline
          D Offline
          derek9999
          wrote on last edited by
          #12

          Not only that, but you'll have to buy a bus. If it's any consolation, (it isn't) I've just done the same thing myself.

          Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

          1 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

            NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not my baby! :laugh:

            "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

            L Offline
            L Offline
            Lost User
            wrote on last edited by
            #13

            I think you'll be able to keep the car, but every available inch of it is going to get filled with stuff for the baby each time you go out. And you will be forever cleaning piss, shit, and puke off the insides of it, often the outsides too, not to mention mushed up food, drink, unidentifiable sticky stuff. There will come a point where you just cannot be bothered cleaning it anymore.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

            1 D D 3 Replies Last reply
            0
            • D derek9999

              Not only that, but you'll have to buy a bus. If it's any consolation, (it isn't) I've just done the same thing myself.

              Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

              1 Offline
              1 Offline
              1 21 Gigawatts
              wrote on last edited by
              #14

              Family bus = :((

              "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

              D 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • L Lost User

                I think you'll be able to keep the car, but every available inch of it is going to get filled with stuff for the baby each time you go out. And you will be forever cleaning piss, shit, and puke off the insides of it, often the outsides too, not to mention mushed up food, drink, unidentifiable sticky stuff. There will come a point where you just cannot be bothered cleaning it anymore.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                1 Offline
                1 Offline
                1 21 Gigawatts
                wrote on last edited by
                #15

                ChrisElston wrote:

                There will come a point where you just cannot be bothered cleaning it anymore.

                The kids or the car?

                "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                L 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

                  Family bus = :((

                  "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                  D Offline
                  D Offline
                  derek9999
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #16

                  Enjoy your car/relative freedom while you can!

                  Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

                  1 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • J Joan M

                    BMW 3.20d... I'm not sure if that is fast enough to run away... with an M3 probably you would succeed... but with a 3.20d... :rolleyes: Congrats! :thumbsup:

                    [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

                    1 Offline
                    1 Offline
                    1 21 Gigawatts
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #17

                    Ahh yes, an M3 - you can pick up a decent E90 model for a reasonable price, but the running costs are stratospheric. Although the 320d is still pretty quick. Quicker than the mrs can walk anyway :)

                    "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                    L M 2 Replies Last reply
                    0
                    • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

                      ChrisElston wrote:

                      There will come a point where you just cannot be bothered cleaning it anymore.

                      The kids or the car?

                      "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                      L Offline
                      L Offline
                      Lost User
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #18

                      Both, and yourself. I saw a comment from someone somewhere a short while ago that was something along the lines of "Before I became a parent the question 'how much vomit is OK on a t-shirt?' never had any answer other than 'none', now it varies daily".

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                      1 A 2 Replies Last reply
                      0
                      • L Lost User

                        1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                        1. And speaking of the missus - she is preggers!
                           
                          Which means we will be expecting our first child in January - eeek!!

                        Gratz! :-D

                        1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                        Any tips?

                        Start saving for college.

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

                        1 Offline
                        1 Offline
                        1 21 Gigawatts
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #19

                        Ahh yes, so that'll be £20-25K then. :( Grrrr.

                        "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                        L 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

                          Ahh yes, an M3 - you can pick up a decent E90 model for a reasonable price, but the running costs are stratospheric. Although the 320d is still pretty quick. Quicker than the mrs can walk anyway :)

                          "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                          L Offline
                          L Offline
                          Lost User
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #20

                          1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                          Quicker than the mrs can walk waddle anyway

                          FTFY

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                          1 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • L Lost User

                            Both, and yourself. I saw a comment from someone somewhere a short while ago that was something along the lines of "Before I became a parent the question 'how much vomit is OK on a t-shirt?' never had any answer other than 'none', now it varies daily".

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                            1 Offline
                            1 Offline
                            1 21 Gigawatts
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #21

                            Oh the things I have to look forward to! :-D

                            "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • L Lost User

                              I think you'll be able to keep the car, but every available inch of it is going to get filled with stuff for the baby each time you go out. And you will be forever cleaning piss, shit, and puke off the insides of it, often the outsides too, not to mention mushed up food, drink, unidentifiable sticky stuff. There will come a point where you just cannot be bothered cleaning it anymore.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                              D Offline
                              D Offline
                              derek9999
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #22

                              ChrisElston wrote:

                              And you will be forever cleaning piss, sh*t, and puke off the insides of it, often the outsides too, not to mention mushed up food, drink, unidentifiable sticky stuff.

                              My car was like that before the kids!

                              Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

                              L 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • 1 1 21 Gigawatts
                                1. I bought a new, well I say new, nearly new - 9 month old approved BMW 320d MSport with 1,000 miles on the clock with all the gizmos and gadgets you could wish for. And, man, what a cracking car that thing is to drive - I went out for a drive in it the other night for no other reason then just for fun - and I haven't done that since I first past my test, and for a four door diesel saloon that is quite amazing :-) The missus now calls me a car geek instead of just a geek. 2) And speaking of the missus - she is preggers! Which means we will be expecting our first child in January - eeek!! No I'm not prepared, yes I am petrified - well not as much as the Mrs is about having to push the thing out :-) But we are both over the moon! Any tips? :-D

                                "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                                W Offline
                                W Offline
                                Wjousts
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #23

                                As somebody with a 5 week old, you have my condolences. Expect lots of people to tell you it gets better...in several months time...while you feel like you can't make it another day. Enjoy!

                                1 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • D derek9999

                                  Enjoy your car/relative freedom while you can!

                                  Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

                                  1 Offline
                                  1 Offline
                                  1 21 Gigawatts
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #24

                                  Thanks - hence why I did it now before we realise what its like to be parents! I'm still in the happy place at the moment! :)

                                  "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • D derek9999

                                    ChrisElston wrote:

                                    And you will be forever cleaning piss, sh*t, and puke off the insides of it, often the outsides too, not to mention mushed up food, drink, unidentifiable sticky stuff.

                                    My car was like that before the kids!

                                    Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

                                    L Offline
                                    L Offline
                                    Lost User
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #25

                                    Mine too, but I've never had a new / nice car.

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                                    D 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • 1 1 21 Gigawatts
                                      1. I bought a new, well I say new, nearly new - 9 month old approved BMW 320d MSport with 1,000 miles on the clock with all the gizmos and gadgets you could wish for. And, man, what a cracking car that thing is to drive - I went out for a drive in it the other night for no other reason then just for fun - and I haven't done that since I first past my test, and for a four door diesel saloon that is quite amazing :-) The missus now calls me a car geek instead of just a geek. 2) And speaking of the missus - she is preggers! Which means we will be expecting our first child in January - eeek!! No I'm not prepared, yes I am petrified - well not as much as the Mrs is about having to push the thing out :-) But we are both over the moon! Any tips? :-D

                                      "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                                      L Offline
                                      L Offline
                                      Lost User
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #26

                                      Stand by for pain, anguish, worry, stress, anger, grief, panic etc for the next 40+ years. Oh, and quite a lot of absolutely wonderful pleasure.

                                      One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

                                      1 B 2 Replies Last reply
                                      0
                                      • W Wjousts

                                        As somebody with a 5 week old, you have my condolences. Expect lots of people to tell you it gets better...in several months time...while you feel like you can't make it another day. Enjoy!

                                        1 Offline
                                        1 Offline
                                        1 21 Gigawatts
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #27

                                        Yeah, we've heard the same thing from our friends. They say the first months are the hardest and the worst, but after that it gets better and better and then you wouldn't trade it for all the world. :)

                                        "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                                        W 1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • L Lost User

                                          Mine too, but I've never had a new / nice car.

                                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

                                          D Offline
                                          D Offline
                                          derek9999
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #28

                                          And you never will again!

                                          Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups