Sex With Me Is Like - Of The Day
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Years trying to get there, a few minutes of thrills, then communication once every 14 minutes.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Everyone wishes they were a part of it!
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. It never happened. (For DD ;P )
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Involves a bunch of geeks sitting in front of their computers drooling.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Involves a bunch of geeks sitting in front of their computers drooling.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Close in, drop the load, take off.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Close in, drop the load, take off.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing 7 minutes of terror wondering if it's all going to be worth it.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing Lego will produce a version for Christmas
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.
Wait, I've got more.... Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. You go down once, and I know I'll never get it back up. Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. One of the hardest things humanity has ever done. (Why is it that self-deprecating ones are so much easier? Wait, don't answer that...)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Wait, I've got more.... Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. You go down once, and I know I'll never get it back up. Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. One of the hardest things humanity has ever done. (Why is it that self-deprecating ones are so much easier? Wait, don't answer that...)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
(Why is it that self-deprecating ones are so much easier? Wait, don't answer that...)
I almost included a statement about that as a hint, that trying to save face and/or brag while doing comedy rarely works. But yes, they turn out so much funnier and easier to write. In this game, it is the reverse for women, they tend to go the other way with it. I guy trying to sound impressive turns out cheesy.
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Some of you may have seen my 185 daily contests in the Lounge. Well here is an R or even X rated version suited for the Soapbox. It's an improv game performed on stage and the punchlines are made up on the spot according to an audience suggestion. Today's suggestion is "the Curiosity Mars landing" The format is: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. Make your punchline here. The only rule is that you have to keep that first line: Sex with me is like the Curiosity Mars landing. No changing or ignoring the suggestion, that is just joke telling, this is joke creating. I'll start off with a couple of examples as replies to this message.