A man bumps into a woman in a hotel

[Hiren solanki]

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

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[Dalek Dave]

What is a hotel woman? Is she very accommodating?

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

[Hiren solanki]

Oops! Now woman is been accommodated correctly.

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[Dalek Dave]

Hey, your sig is better! :)

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

[Hiren solanki]

I can't deny your proposal. If it's annoying to you then it should be taken into consideration as soon as possible. :-D However sig. was having a good cursive fonts, But as same font was not installed on your PC it was looking annoying to you.

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[krumia]

Given your recent posts this[^] and this[^], I would suggest you to use part of Tom Delany's[^] sig.

Quote:

WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.

[OriginalGriff]

krumia wrote:

Mum: But... he is, sweetee.

Um. Pot? Kettle? :laugh:

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[krumia]

:-O

[OriginalGriff]

:-D

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[fjdiewornncalwe]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Is she very accommodating?

Large, spacious room for rent...

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.