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  • W wizardzz

    Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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    Karl Sanford
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    Bartender, "Chris Hansen is already in the back dressed as a little girl."

    Be The Noise

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    • W wizardzz

      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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      AspDotNetDev
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      185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Any of my customers who spend the night with you end up pregnant the next day."

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      • W wizardzz

        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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        AspDotNetDev
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        185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." 185 aliens burst out, with laughter.

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        • W wizardzz

          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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          TPFKAPB
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          "It's OK we can do without the Extra-cholesterol."

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          • W wizardzz

            With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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            Roger Allen
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            Alienated again!

            If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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            • W wizardzz

              With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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              Chris Meech
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              185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. To which one of the aliens says to the other 184, "See, I told you we'd get better service over on Mars". :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              • W wizardzz

                With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                wizardzz
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                "Damn, you got the warning beacon, didn't you?"

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                • W wizardzz

                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  You were two mouthy to the cellarman, last time you came in. This bar's for queens only. Mother says you've got to go. We've run out of eggs. This is just too easy*.

                  * If you're a nutter

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                    You were two mouthy to the cellarman, last time you came in. This bar's for queens only. Mother says you've got to go. We've run out of eggs. This is just too easy*.

                    * If you're a nutter

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                    wizardzz
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                    +5 for the Mother one, great call.

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                    • W wizardzz

                      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                      Joan M
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                      185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." We don't have a "Ripley" to that...

                      [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                      • W wizardzz

                        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                        jeron1
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                        185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. When I said we need more tail in this place I was NOT referring to THAT kind of tail.".

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                        • W wizardzz

                          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. (Bear in mind, I've never seen the movie(s).) That's OK, we don't like the atmosphere here. We're just looking for chicks.

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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                            Roger Wright
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                            This one?[^]

                            Will Rogers never met me.

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                            • W wizardzz

                              With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                              wizardzz
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                              Ripley's never going to believe this.

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                              • J Joan M

                                185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." We don't have a "Ripley" to that...

                                [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                                peterchen
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                                The new and improved pun pain scale - now up to eleven!

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                  Rage
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                                  That's OK, we only came here out of Curiosity.

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