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  • R Rage

    As usual.[^]

    ~RaGE();

    I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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    BillWoodruff
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    Rhode Island has an area of 3.144 billion square meters. If you accept a world population of 7.034 billion, and make some assumption about the average maximum circumference of all people, all in physical contact as being at least some value ... say .25 square meters. If we estimate the capacity of a square meter as being, say, theoretically 16 "averaged out" people, we can now approximate the full capacity of Rhode Island as being roughly 48 billion people, each in a 25 centimeter square. But, given about 211 million pregnancies per year, then many of those women will occupy quite a bit more space depending on stage of pregnancy, and then factor in the incredibly obese of (particularly) America, England, and Europe, and so on. It's more likely, I think one square meter could hold at most four people in a tight squeeze, maybe three. Then throw in Roger Allen's CO2 factor, and DD's figure of 250 million women giving birth. And, then, factor in "mob panic:" epileptics having seizures; the old, and weak, and dehydrated falling down; hysterics flailing; agoraphobics gone berserk; Inuits and Eskimos having episodes of piblockto if in winter; undoubted eruption of physical violence; exhibitionists having sex; JSOP and wife claiming four square meters just for their weapons (fully loaded, safeties off) and ammo, creating FUD around them for 25 square meters, that area expanding exponentially as they target practice; Dalek Dave and family bringing large hampers of ingredients of gourmet dishes, a complete foldable table, and place settings for eight, and setting up a gas-powered grill; Rastafarians smoking large spliffs, Glory be to Jah; smokers of the world lighting up cancer-sticks, pipes, and hookahs; legions having heart attacks, and aneurysms: all leading to increased rates of respiration Now this is ugly, even vile, to think about, but: can one hypothesize that hypoxia could occur resulting in many spontaneous abortions, while others asphyxiate to death ? Ugghhh. See what a relapse of tropical-raiy-season bronchitis can do to a mind ? Bill

    "One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut

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      Rhode Island has an area of 3.144 billion square meters. If you accept a world population of 7.034 billion, and make some assumption about the average maximum circumference of all people, all in physical contact as being at least some value ... say .25 square meters. If we estimate the capacity of a square meter as being, say, theoretically 16 "averaged out" people, we can now approximate the full capacity of Rhode Island as being roughly 48 billion people, each in a 25 centimeter square. But, given about 211 million pregnancies per year, then many of those women will occupy quite a bit more space depending on stage of pregnancy, and then factor in the incredibly obese of (particularly) America, England, and Europe, and so on. It's more likely, I think one square meter could hold at most four people in a tight squeeze, maybe three. Then throw in Roger Allen's CO2 factor, and DD's figure of 250 million women giving birth. And, then, factor in "mob panic:" epileptics having seizures; the old, and weak, and dehydrated falling down; hysterics flailing; agoraphobics gone berserk; Inuits and Eskimos having episodes of piblockto if in winter; undoubted eruption of physical violence; exhibitionists having sex; JSOP and wife claiming four square meters just for their weapons (fully loaded, safeties off) and ammo, creating FUD around them for 25 square meters, that area expanding exponentially as they target practice; Dalek Dave and family bringing large hampers of ingredients of gourmet dishes, a complete foldable table, and place settings for eight, and setting up a gas-powered grill; Rastafarians smoking large spliffs, Glory be to Jah; smokers of the world lighting up cancer-sticks, pipes, and hookahs; legions having heart attacks, and aneurysms: all leading to increased rates of respiration Now this is ugly, even vile, to think about, but: can one hypothesize that hypoxia could occur resulting in many spontaneous abortions, while others asphyxiate to death ? Ugghhh. See what a relapse of tropical-raiy-season bronchitis can do to a mind ? Bill

      "One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut

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      BillWoodruff wrote:

      Dalek Dave and family bringing large hampers of ingredients of gourmet dishes, a complete foldable table, and place settings for eight, and setting up a gas-powered grill;

      Inspired. :thumbsup:

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      • B BillWoodruff

        Rhode Island has an area of 3.144 billion square meters. If you accept a world population of 7.034 billion, and make some assumption about the average maximum circumference of all people, all in physical contact as being at least some value ... say .25 square meters. If we estimate the capacity of a square meter as being, say, theoretically 16 "averaged out" people, we can now approximate the full capacity of Rhode Island as being roughly 48 billion people, each in a 25 centimeter square. But, given about 211 million pregnancies per year, then many of those women will occupy quite a bit more space depending on stage of pregnancy, and then factor in the incredibly obese of (particularly) America, England, and Europe, and so on. It's more likely, I think one square meter could hold at most four people in a tight squeeze, maybe three. Then throw in Roger Allen's CO2 factor, and DD's figure of 250 million women giving birth. And, then, factor in "mob panic:" epileptics having seizures; the old, and weak, and dehydrated falling down; hysterics flailing; agoraphobics gone berserk; Inuits and Eskimos having episodes of piblockto if in winter; undoubted eruption of physical violence; exhibitionists having sex; JSOP and wife claiming four square meters just for their weapons (fully loaded, safeties off) and ammo, creating FUD around them for 25 square meters, that area expanding exponentially as they target practice; Dalek Dave and family bringing large hampers of ingredients of gourmet dishes, a complete foldable table, and place settings for eight, and setting up a gas-powered grill; Rastafarians smoking large spliffs, Glory be to Jah; smokers of the world lighting up cancer-sticks, pipes, and hookahs; legions having heart attacks, and aneurysms: all leading to increased rates of respiration Now this is ugly, even vile, to think about, but: can one hypothesize that hypoxia could occur resulting in many spontaneous abortions, while others asphyxiate to death ? Ugghhh. See what a relapse of tropical-raiy-season bronchitis can do to a mind ? Bill

        "One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut

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        Considering that about 10% of the people will be suffering from some degree of flatulence at the time, the packing density might be somewhat less than your estimate. Still, that might only increase the hypoxia rate. Calculating the exact impact of this factor is left as an exercise for the student.

        Will Rogers never met me.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I would add that if everybody were to start leaving from Rhode Island in an orderly and well organised way, there would never be an end to it as the birth rate would exceed the rate that people could leave. The Mean Birth Rate (Add Born Subtract Died) is about 250,000 a day. More than the Planes trains and automobiles could cope with.

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          I have a feeling there'd be a high infant mortality rate.

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          • R Rage

            As usual.[^]

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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            Assuming there was a way for everyone on Earth to get to the same location, safely and in health and the ability to jump (yes, you too, quadriplegics). Couldn't you assume everyone would leave via the same organized, planned manner?

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            • R Rage

              As usual.[^]

              ~RaGE();

              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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              Marc Clifton
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              I would imagine that the number of port-a-potties and resulting, erm, material from 6 billion people crammed into Rhode Island (where I used to live!) would have a bigger impact than everyone jumping, hahaha! Marc

              My Blog
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              • W wizardzz

                Assuming there was a way for everyone on Earth to get to the same location, safely and in health and the ability to jump (yes, you too, quadriplegics). Couldn't you assume everyone would leave via the same organized, planned manner?

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                Rage
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                To be honest, that is exactly what I thought. But I found it amusing to let everybody argue about how impossible the leaving part would be, without even questioning the fact that the gathering part was actually as impossible. The power of assumptions...

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                • B BillWoodruff

                  Rhode Island has an area of 3.144 billion square meters. If you accept a world population of 7.034 billion, and make some assumption about the average maximum circumference of all people, all in physical contact as being at least some value ... say .25 square meters. If we estimate the capacity of a square meter as being, say, theoretically 16 "averaged out" people, we can now approximate the full capacity of Rhode Island as being roughly 48 billion people, each in a 25 centimeter square. But, given about 211 million pregnancies per year, then many of those women will occupy quite a bit more space depending on stage of pregnancy, and then factor in the incredibly obese of (particularly) America, England, and Europe, and so on. It's more likely, I think one square meter could hold at most four people in a tight squeeze, maybe three. Then throw in Roger Allen's CO2 factor, and DD's figure of 250 million women giving birth. And, then, factor in "mob panic:" epileptics having seizures; the old, and weak, and dehydrated falling down; hysterics flailing; agoraphobics gone berserk; Inuits and Eskimos having episodes of piblockto if in winter; undoubted eruption of physical violence; exhibitionists having sex; JSOP and wife claiming four square meters just for their weapons (fully loaded, safeties off) and ammo, creating FUD around them for 25 square meters, that area expanding exponentially as they target practice; Dalek Dave and family bringing large hampers of ingredients of gourmet dishes, a complete foldable table, and place settings for eight, and setting up a gas-powered grill; Rastafarians smoking large spliffs, Glory be to Jah; smokers of the world lighting up cancer-sticks, pipes, and hookahs; legions having heart attacks, and aneurysms: all leading to increased rates of respiration Now this is ugly, even vile, to think about, but: can one hypothesize that hypoxia could occur resulting in many spontaneous abortions, while others asphyxiate to death ? Ugghhh. See what a relapse of tropical-raiy-season bronchitis can do to a mind ? Bill

                  "One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  BillWoodruff wrote:

                  tropical-raiy-season

                  It's that time of year again and your N button is fracked as well.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    BillWoodruff wrote:

                    tropical-raiy-season

                    It's that time of year again and your N button is fracked as well.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    BillWoodruff
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                    Your spot-o, agy, there's othing in my metal pipelie past 10am today (GMT +7), but black-tar sludge. :wtf: best, Bill

                    "One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut

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                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                      Echo's won't probably occur. The people are going to be jam packed and too close to each other. The medium of propagation is not going to be empty enough for an echo to happen. Nearly, any given sound wave there will not travel too long, and will be scattered away by the crowds of people standing in its way.

                      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                      Andrew Rissing
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                      The only way we'll be sure is if we actually do it. Who's with me?

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        I would imagine that the number of port-a-potties and resulting, erm, material from 6 billion people crammed into Rhode Island (where I used to live!) would have a bigger impact than everyone jumping, hahaha! Marc

                        My Blog
                        Computational Types in C# and F#

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                        Andrew Rissing
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                        It is all apart of Rhode Island's bid to increase the size of the state. Though, you'd think that they would have thought about that fact more clearly, as bad as New Jersey has it, Rhode Island's reputation would definitely go down the toilet.

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