185 Of the Day
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. Ever since this guy Jesus has started hanging around, all my customers ever order is water."
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
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You must find this joke frustrating when you do it for real. I try to answer straight away so that it is as intended and nearly always I think of a better way to phrase it or a different joke altogether later on. Do you go home kicking yourself most nights... thinking I could have said this or that?
Not just in this game, but in all improvisation, I do, yes. I had a show last night and missed a few cues from my teammates that could have turned hilarious. I thought about it all last night, this morning, and even in the bathroom a minute ago. I feel like I'll get better at that in time, but the point is to be funny in the moment and make it look real or even scripted, so doing anything, even if it's not the funniest thing in hindsight, is better than freezing up or hesitating, or destroying the reality of the scene. That's the point of this game and a few others like it. It's to remember to be loose on stage and not second guess oneself, and get the feeling that anything you do is right, as long as you do something. It's also a way to get laughs really quick. You'd be surprised at how good some people can do these games without even taking a second to think about it. I could rotate a few other one liner formats into a daily improv joke contest, if people want a change up from 185.
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
Your BAC is already well over 10%.
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Not just in this game, but in all improvisation, I do, yes. I had a show last night and missed a few cues from my teammates that could have turned hilarious. I thought about it all last night, this morning, and even in the bathroom a minute ago. I feel like I'll get better at that in time, but the point is to be funny in the moment and make it look real or even scripted, so doing anything, even if it's not the funniest thing in hindsight, is better than freezing up or hesitating, or destroying the reality of the scene. That's the point of this game and a few others like it. It's to remember to be loose on stage and not second guess oneself, and get the feeling that anything you do is right, as long as you do something. It's also a way to get laughs really quick. You'd be surprised at how good some people can do these games without even taking a second to think about it. I could rotate a few other one liner formats into a daily improv joke contest, if people want a change up from 185.
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Not just in this game, but in all improvisation, I do, yes. I had a show last night and missed a few cues from my teammates that could have turned hilarious. I thought about it all last night, this morning, and even in the bathroom a minute ago. I feel like I'll get better at that in time, but the point is to be funny in the moment and make it look real or even scripted, so doing anything, even if it's not the funniest thing in hindsight, is better than freezing up or hesitating, or destroying the reality of the scene. That's the point of this game and a few others like it. It's to remember to be loose on stage and not second guess oneself, and get the feeling that anything you do is right, as long as you do something. It's also a way to get laughs really quick. You'd be surprised at how good some people can do these games without even taking a second to think about it. I could rotate a few other one liner formats into a daily improv joke contest, if people want a change up from 185.
wizardzz wrote:
I could rotate a few other one liner formats into a daily improv joke contest, if people want a change up from 185.
You have my vote. 185 wizardzz walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The wizardzz reply "Aye mate, just 'ere to deliver the new jokes as the old one's are, well... old"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Your BAC is already well over 10%.
BAC = Bottle Alcohol Content? :)
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BAC = Bottle Alcohol Content? :)
;)
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Thought you were not going to play? :laugh:
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Thought you were not going to play? :laugh:
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Most likely I have my threads mixed up and it is someone else from an unrelated post. :-O
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
wizardzz wrote:
185 bottles of wine walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."Que Syrah, Syrah.
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
But I've brought my whole cru!
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Could you mull it over?"
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"What's a drink got to do to get a guy in this place?"
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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Not just in this game, but in all improvisation, I do, yes. I had a show last night and missed a few cues from my teammates that could have turned hilarious. I thought about it all last night, this morning, and even in the bathroom a minute ago. I feel like I'll get better at that in time, but the point is to be funny in the moment and make it look real or even scripted, so doing anything, even if it's not the funniest thing in hindsight, is better than freezing up or hesitating, or destroying the reality of the scene. That's the point of this game and a few others like it. It's to remember to be loose on stage and not second guess oneself, and get the feeling that anything you do is right, as long as you do something. It's also a way to get laughs really quick. You'd be surprised at how good some people can do these games without even taking a second to think about it. I could rotate a few other one liner formats into a daily improv joke contest, if people want a change up from 185.
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
My corkscrew's gone missing.
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