The Lone Ranger
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the Great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and "Silver" is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in "Silver's" ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. "Silver" is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, "Silver" takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, "Silver" again returns. This time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees. "Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs "Silver" by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully! For the last time... I said "BRING POSSE!"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the Great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and "Silver" is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in "Silver's" ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. "Silver" is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, "Silver" takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, "Silver" again returns. This time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees. "Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs "Silver" by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully! For the last time... I said "BRING POSSE!"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
:laugh: I guess Silver brought the cavalry. Hopefully not late as usually
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:laugh: I guess Silver brought the cavalry. Hopefully not late as usually
Well, you wouldn't expect him to bring the Spanish Inquisition, now would you? :laugh:
'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Well, you wouldn't expect him to bring the Spanish Inquisition, now would you? :laugh:
'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Nobody expects...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the Great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and "Silver" is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in "Silver's" ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. "Silver" is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, "Silver" takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, "Silver" again returns. This time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees. "Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs "Silver" by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully! For the last time... I said "BRING POSSE!"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
I don't get it! :confused: Care to explain?
My first rule of debugging: "If you get a different error message, you're making progress."
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I don't get it! :confused: Care to explain?
My first rule of debugging: "If you get a different error message, you're making progress."
Well, it's always bad to have to explain jokes but...it's a play on the similarity of a couple of English words. Silver is hearing "pussy" instead of "posse".
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can. “We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone "The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
