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    Roger Wright
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    Rodney King delirious on drugs and alcohol[^] when he drowned. I don't think that his girlfriend was very helpful, though, so perhaps she should share the award: "heard a splash in the pool and went out to the backyard to find the subject face down on the bottom of the deep end of the pool," it said. "The girlfriend was not a good swimmer so she used a pitchfork and a hoe from the backyard to try to jab at the subject to arouse him." :laugh:

    Will Rogers never met me.

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      Rodney King delirious on drugs and alcohol[^] when he drowned. I don't think that his girlfriend was very helpful, though, so perhaps she should share the award: "heard a splash in the pool and went out to the backyard to find the subject face down on the bottom of the deep end of the pool," it said. "The girlfriend was not a good swimmer so she used a pitchfork and a hoe from the backyard to try to jab at the subject to arouse him." :laugh:

      Will Rogers never met me.

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      Mike Hankey
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      Seems the hoe not only couldn't swim but didn't know how to use a pitchfork either.

      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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        Seems the hoe not only couldn't swim but didn't know how to use a pitchfork either.

        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
        Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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        Roger Wright
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        Exactly what I was thinking, but didn't dare post... :-D

        Will Rogers never met me.

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          Rodney King delirious on drugs and alcohol[^] when he drowned. I don't think that his girlfriend was very helpful, though, so perhaps she should share the award: "heard a splash in the pool and went out to the backyard to find the subject face down on the bottom of the deep end of the pool," it said. "The girlfriend was not a good swimmer so she used a pitchfork and a hoe from the backyard to try to jab at the subject to arouse him." :laugh:

          Will Rogers never met me.

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          Maximilien
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          I don't know what is funny about that, even if there is drug involved. :confused:

          Watched code never compiles.

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            Seems the hoe not only couldn't swim but didn't know how to use a pitchfork either.

            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
            Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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            jeron1
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            Oh you're bad...........+5!

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              I don't know what is funny about that, even if there is drug involved. :confused:

              Watched code never compiles.

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              Darwin awards have nothing to do with humour and everything to do with stupidity.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Seems the hoe not only couldn't swim but didn't know how to use a pitchfork either.

                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                Lost User
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                Doesn't that make her a better candidate for the award?

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                  Rodney King delirious on drugs and alcohol[^] when he drowned. I don't think that his girlfriend was very helpful, though, so perhaps she should share the award: "heard a splash in the pool and went out to the backyard to find the subject face down on the bottom of the deep end of the pool," it said. "The girlfriend was not a good swimmer so she used a pitchfork and a hoe from the backyard to try to jab at the subject to arouse him." :laugh:

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  Some party - drugs, hoes in the back yard. And what kind of a guy gets aroused by a pitchfork?

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                    Rodney King delirious on drugs and alcohol[^] when he drowned. I don't think that his girlfriend was very helpful, though, so perhaps she should share the award: "heard a splash in the pool and went out to the backyard to find the subject face down on the bottom of the deep end of the pool," it said. "The girlfriend was not a good swimmer so she used a pitchfork and a hoe from the backyard to try to jab at the subject to arouse him." :laugh:

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    wizardzz
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                    He died how he lived, high, off the deepend, getting jabbed by a ho.

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                      Some party - drugs, hoes in the back yard. And what kind of a guy gets aroused by a pitchfork?

                      MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      FyreWyrm
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                      _Maxxx_ wrote:

                      And what kind of a guy gets aroused by a pitchfork?

                      This guy.[^]

                      Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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