Profanity in code
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I've never cursed in my executable code, but I have in comments a number of times.
Software Zen:
delete this;The trailblazing operating system MCP was approx 250k lines of Espol, a high-level language based on Algol with extra instructions like Halt and Heyu. Multi-processor, virtual memory, open source - this was around 40 years ago! Anyway, it had a process creation function called motherforker(); when executives realised the meaning of open source it was renamed to anabolism().
-- Richard Ross-Langley
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The trailblazing operating system MCP was approx 250k lines of Espol, a high-level language based on Algol with extra instructions like Halt and Heyu. Multi-processor, virtual memory, open source - this was around 40 years ago! Anyway, it had a process creation function called motherforker(); when executives realised the meaning of open source it was renamed to anabolism().
-- Richard Ross-Langley
:laugh:
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I've never cursed in my executable code, but I have in comments a number of times.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
I've never cursed in my executable code
Not even a
wtfvariable?Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
Probably it had to deal with legacy undocumented code... :)
CEO at: - Rafaga Systems - Para Facturas - Modern Components for the moment...
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I didn't even see it the first time. If you hadn't metioned I might not have noticed. However, now that I do, it is quite funny!
Its amazing how the human brain fills in what we think it should be when reading - I missed it the first time also.
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
I've never cursed in my executable code
Not even a
wtfvariable?Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
It is safe to use profanity in a variable name, as long as it won’t ever be seen by someone who would find it objectionable. However, it is never safe to put any questionable content into a display string. Even though you have every intention of deleting the bad words, they can still make it into production. :sigh:
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
Although I have mentioned it before in another posting, I have seen the word "FUKU" used as a protocol identifier.
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
I've never cursed in my executable code
Not even a
wtfvariable?Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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I use WTF functions all the time in debugging... WTF = WriteToFile(...) I get a kick out of it when someone sees it :) but it is a valid acronym
Sure sure.. thats what you claimed after your file writing abstraction finally was working and went straight to production ;)
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
Well, maybe not profane, but likely hilarious. After the third or fourth time fighting the build system, I submitted this labeling comment: "This is as much fun as eating a poopy flavored lollipop."
I need a 32 bit unsigned value just to hold the number of coding WTF I see in a day …
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Well, maybe not profane, but likely hilarious. After the third or fourth time fighting the build system, I submitted this labeling comment: "This is as much fun as eating a poopy flavored lollipop."
I need a 32 bit unsigned value just to hold the number of coding WTF I see in a day …
:laugh: I have to keep that in mind : poopy flavored lollipop... :java: you made my day ;-) edit: thinking about other possible results of fighting the build system: monitor-bashing keyboard-torment (flying keys in the room) forehead-torment (head wallbashing) ... :wtf:
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
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A few years ago I was so upset because of a problem that my variable declaration was string fick = "dich"; which is german for string f*** = "you"; unfortunately I forgot to change that back before checking in... o_O thank goodness my department chief had a lot of humor; there were no further consequencies... Lessons learned: Curse loud, not in source! :-D
When I first started working with WPF and C# a few years back. I was trying to get some piece of code to work and I ended up writing something along the lines of just f*****g work already. I also ended up checking it into the repo. When my supervisor saw it, he laughed and said that he's done that a few times when he can't get something to work. Of course, by the time he saw the comments, I already had the code working.
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
I've never cursed in my executable code
Not even a
wtfvariable?Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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In C#: if you put an @ in front of it, MAYBE.
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chineese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)
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I've never cursed in my executable code, but I have in comments a number of times.
Software Zen:
delete this;The worst I have ever done is when coming across the following comment.
// TODO: Fix this code up. Fred is an **(*!^$, )(!*@# this )(*!#. Fix this up so that it isn't )!*@#! anymore.
I added the following after it:
// TODO: Buy the above developer a beer.
Unfortunately they asked me to remove both comments during the code review :(.
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chineese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
Not quite profanity but ... Many, many years ago in a far off galaxy ... I had the displeasure of having to work with a code pre-processor that had some irritating "features". As an expedient solution to some of those features, I inserted a blank line at the top of a key header file to prevent all sorts of errors. Certain colleagues insisted on "tidying up" this blank line, meaning that errors kept coming back ... My solution: I inserted a comment below that blank line "If you delete the blank line above I will find you, where ever you are, and break your fingers one by one". It clearly worked. I even got a phone call several years later (having moved on) asking if it was one of my comments ... and did it still stand!
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
I have on occaision used a variable called "Count", but as I was typing - missed out the e "o". Oops. :-O Usually managed to correct it before commiting the change.
____-=< |>@\/ø!c| >=-____
`````````_`````_`````````
```````o/ \^w^/ \o```````
``````````(o o)``````````
------ooO--(_)--Ooo------
I'm not a complete idiot;
bits of me are missing.
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
Years ago, maybe in the 1980s, at a previous company, we had a problem that manifest itself when the user got impatient and rebooted their computer during a long "Pack" operation (it was kind of an ISAM file). While waiting for the next release to fix the problem, I put out an emergency patch that displayed a distinctive cursor during the pack, so that users could be informed their computer wasn't hung (no pun intended). The cursor looked something like: PA I CK really a bit more like an hourglass with PACK written around it. As it happened, most packing operations were very quick and took only 1/10th of a second or so. So this insurance company client of ours had all these sweet little old ladies working there who would get these subliminal flashes of what they took to be a really dirty word - mistaking the "A" rendered in a boxy way with very few pixels for an "R". A defect was submitted saying that our product flashed dirty words at our users and that they were very very upset. The patch was pulled immediately.
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