Profanity in code
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I've never cursed in my executable code, but I have in comments a number of times.
Software Zen:
delete this;The worst I have ever done is when coming across the following comment.
// TODO: Fix this code up. Fred is an **(*!^$, )(!*@# this )(*!#. Fix this up so that it isn't )!*@#! anymore.
I added the following after it:
// TODO: Buy the above developer a beer.
Unfortunately they asked me to remove both comments during the code review :(.
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chineese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
Not quite profanity but ... Many, many years ago in a far off galaxy ... I had the displeasure of having to work with a code pre-processor that had some irritating "features". As an expedient solution to some of those features, I inserted a blank line at the top of a key header file to prevent all sorts of errors. Certain colleagues insisted on "tidying up" this blank line, meaning that errors kept coming back ... My solution: I inserted a comment below that blank line "If you delete the blank line above I will find you, where ever you are, and break your fingers one by one". It clearly worked. I even got a phone call several years later (having moved on) asking if it was one of my comments ... and did it still stand!
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
I have on occaision used a variable called "Count", but as I was typing - missed out the e "o". Oops. :-O Usually managed to correct it before commiting the change.
____-=< |>@\/ø!c| >=-____
`````````_`````_`````````
```````o/ \^w^/ \o```````
``````````(o o)``````````
------ooO--(_)--Ooo------
I'm not a complete idiot;
bits of me are missing.
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
Years ago, maybe in the 1980s, at a previous company, we had a problem that manifest itself when the user got impatient and rebooted their computer during a long "Pack" operation (it was kind of an ISAM file). While waiting for the next release to fix the problem, I put out an emergency patch that displayed a distinctive cursor during the pack, so that users could be informed their computer wasn't hung (no pun intended). The cursor looked something like: PA I CK really a bit more like an hourglass with PACK written around it. As it happened, most packing operations were very quick and took only 1/10th of a second or so. So this insurance company client of ours had all these sweet little old ladies working there who would get these subliminal flashes of what they took to be a really dirty word - mistaking the "A" rendered in a boxy way with very few pixels for an "R". A defect was submitted saying that our product flashed dirty words at our users and that they were very very upset. The patch was pulled immediately.
Tom Clement Serena Software, Inc. www.serena.com articles[^]
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No. Its not an identifier in C#. # is used as a directive.
There is no great genius without some touch of madness - Seneca, Epistles
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
I wonder what
downtimesrefers to in this context ... -
So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
I once made the misstake of spelling "Sauce" instead of "Source". I did this in a company library and our entire software was littered with "Sauce", until a bright colleague finally pointed out the spelling mistake. We had a good laugh about it :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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I once made the misstake of spelling "Sauce" instead of "Source". I did this in a company library and our entire software was littered with "Sauce", until a bright colleague finally pointed out the spelling mistake. We had a good laugh about it :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}I see a lot of silly spelling mistakes in a number of libraries, including several DevExpress libraries (Most of those mistakes have been fixed, however).
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking
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So I think the guy before me wanted to spell the word 'Assigned' in his C# method name but ended up saying
public int UpdateReasonNotAssgiggedFlag(IEnumerable downtimes)
{
// ...
}Excuse the profanity, but I wonder what it feels like to get "ass-gigged." Anyway, I corrected the "misspelling..."
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
As recently as yesterday, a colleague sent me an email that was supposed to include the word "assign". However, she transposed the last two letters :)
