Three Aussies
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Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.(Beer) Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," Bluey says. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.(Beer) Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," Bluey says. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
Bluey is a bloke with absolutely no taste, imagine asking for Fosters X| !
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Bluey is a bloke with absolutely no taste, imagine asking for Fosters X| !
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
There's a hint in the subject line.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Bluey is a bloke with absolutely no taste, imagine asking for Fosters X| !
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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There's a hint in the subject line.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
The joke was from a Kiwi insulting all drinking Aussies, it was intentional and well struck. I could reply to him by making comments about Dominion bitter but I'm above all that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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The joke was from a Kiwi insulting all drinking Aussies, it was intentional and well struck. I could reply to him by making comments about Dominion bitter but I'm above all that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
I've heard the joke before but without the case of Fosters. So I guess I understand why that was added.
Mycroft Holmes wrote:
but I'm above all that
:laugh:
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Bluey is a bloke with absolutely no taste, imagine asking for Fosters X| !
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
I thought Fosters was Aussies revenge for dumping all our unwanted there
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.(Beer) Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," Bluey says. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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The joke was from a Kiwi insulting all drinking Aussies, it was intentional and well struck. I could reply to him by making comments about Dominion bitter but I'm above all that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I thought Fosters was Aussies revenge for dumping all our unwanted there
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Rejoke - and a very recent repeat at that. Not sure why you had to ruin a good joke with a slab of monkey-piss Fosters though...
Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut
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Could have been worse. I might have said Swan Lager.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
