Cincinnatian in hell
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A Cincinnatian dies and goes to hell. After a while, Satan notices that he doesn't seem to mind the heat, so he sends one of his minions to check on him. The minion reports, "Lord Satan! This Cincinnatian you have here says that the weather isn't too bad compared to Cincinnati in June!" So Satan cranks up the heat. A while later, the man's still not fazed by the heat, so again Satan sends a minion, and this time the minion reports that the man thinks the weather reminds him of Cincinnati in July. Still later, the man has decided to invite some of the neighbors over for a barbecue. Satan sends yet another minion, who reports that the man says the weather's like Cincinnati in August - perfect for a cookout! At this point Satan is fed up with this man, and so he turns off the heat, and cranks up the AC to full blast. Soon enough, it starts snowing... and then Satan hears an elated cry: "Looks like the Bengals finally won the Super Bowl!"