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    TPFKAPB
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    In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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      In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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      A customer at Stingray Fishmongers marvelled at the owner's quick wit and intelligence. 'Tell me, Simon, what makes you so smart?' 'I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone, 'Simon replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear.' But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant.' 'You sell them here?' the customer asks. 'Only $4 apiece', says Simon. The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. 'You didn't eat enough, 'says Simon. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. 'Hey, Simon, 'he complains, 'you're selling me fish heads for $4 a piece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. you're ripping me off!' 'You see?' says Simon, 'you're smarter already.'

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        In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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        devenv exe
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        TPFKAPB wrote:

        I need to entertain myself.

        i would have entertained you, but since you want to entertain your self then i will just have to wait another day.

        "Coming soon"

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          TPFKAPB wrote:

          I need to entertain myself.

          i would have entertained you, but since you want to entertain your self then i will just have to wait another day.

          "Coming soon"

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          TPFKAPB
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          You'll be waiting a long time batty boy.

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            You'll be waiting a long time batty boy.

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            CodyDaemon
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            I hope that was meant in jest... Otherwise that can be taken as been very rude and insulting.

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              In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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              dan sh
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              How about some pr0n? Try free physics games or similar.

              "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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                How about some pr0n? Try free physics games or similar.

                "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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                TPFKAPB
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                Yeah I'm at work, so no.

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                  In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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                  The best one I've encountered [^]

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                    Yeah I'm at work, so no.

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                    Chris Meech
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                    I try to avoid all physics when I'm at work, too. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                      The best one I've encountered [^]

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                      TPFKAPB
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                      Blocked by work nazi. Reason: Violence. Thanks anyway. :thumbsup:

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                        Blocked by work nazi. Reason: Violence. Thanks anyway. :thumbsup:

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                        too bad, I'd recommend you try it at home... :-)

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                          The best one I've encountered [^]

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                          Rutvik Dave
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                          That was crazy. :laugh:

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                            In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            Light Bot by Gameroo

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                              The best one I've encountered [^]

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                              loctrice
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                              holy cow, that is great!

                              If it moves, compile it

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                                In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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                                Rage
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                                Here you go (SFW)[^]

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                                  In the middle of a transition between duties at work and as such don't have any work on at the moment and need entertaining. As you lot are being boring(what's all that about, I'm sure it use to be a lot more busy and interesting on here a year or so go?) I need to entertain myself of on other sites. All good suggestions gratefully received.

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                                  Ravi Bhavnani
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                                  If you have time to kill, could you please write me a new version of JavaScript? :) /ravi

                                  My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                    Here you go (SFW)[^]

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                                    TPFKAPB
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                                    Yeah, I've seen that posted on here before, it's cool but I wish it was bigger. Even when I know the exact location of places I end up being up to 100km out. Also my colleague got to level 12 or something, first time when I showed him, which took the fun out of it for me as I'll never get to there.

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