I don't always test my code
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Pualee wrote:
omega testing
I have got to use that phrase during my next presentation to <LoudPretentiousVoice>THE SOFTWARE DESIGN COUNCIL</LoudPretentiousVoice>.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
I have got to use that phrase during my next presentation to <LoudPretentiousVoice>THE SOFTWARE DESIGN COUNCIL</LoudPretentiousVoice>.
Oh dear, not another bunch of stuffed seats that we have to ignore. It's getting so that we spend so much time ignoring these things that we don't get to do any actual work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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but when I do, I do it in Production.
Testing code is a silly idea; it's costly, time-consuming and boring. Why would you do that when you can get users to test it and pay you for the privilege?
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
I have got to use that phrase during my next presentation to <LoudPretentiousVoice>THE SOFTWARE DESIGN COUNCIL</LoudPretentiousVoice>.
Oh dear, not another bunch of stuffed seats that we have to ignore. It's getting so that we spend so much time ignoring these things that we don't get to do any actual work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When I worked at [now defunct futures and fx firm] I forwarded that image with the Dos Equis guy. My boss saw it, and got upset, enough to get me in a little trouble. It hit too close to home as there was no such thing as a dev environment there, so it was only truly tested in production.
It's always important to determine, in advance, if your boss has a sense of humor.
Software Zen:
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It's always important to determine, in advance, if your boss has a sense of humor.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
It's always important to determine, in advance, if your boss has a sense of humor.
:thumbsup: I was going to post something similar, in reply.
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
It's always important to determine, in advance, if your boss has a sense of humor.
:thumbsup: I was going to post something similar, in reply.
I'm fortunate in that my boss does have a sense of humor. His boss, however, does not.
Software Zen:
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but when I do, I do it in Production.
Ahhh, the Microsoft approach. Its a good method because then bugfixes become enhancements
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but when I do, I do it in Production.
I've had the misfortune of having more than one job where that was the attitude, no make that policy, of the users.
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It's always important to determine, in advance, if your boss has a sense of humor.
Software Zen:
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but when I do, I do it in Production.
Test is unnecessary, unless your customers start crying al over the internet your product is shit. :laugh:
CEO at: - Rafaga Systems - Para Facturas - Modern Components for the moment...
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We have a picture with "the most interesting man in the world" and that text in our office.
Yeah that's hanging on my wall too. I work in aerospace... all we have is production :)
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but when I do, I do it in Production.
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KLPounds wrote:
...Stay Agile my friends
You know, IMHO, your's is funnier than mine. :) :thumbsup:
