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    Nagy Vilmos
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    This is impossible. I'm looking at a job in Mornington Crescent but it's impossible to get there. Searching online it appears I have to use a different route every day. :-D Semi seriously I now have 3 potential jobs. All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      This is impossible. I'm looking at a job in Mornington Crescent but it's impossible to get there. Searching online it appears I have to use a different route every day. :-D Semi seriously I now have 3 potential jobs. All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Pete OHanlon
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      You are already setting an example. The job doesn't say you have to be a good example.

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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        This is impossible. I'm looking at a job in Mornington Crescent but it's impossible to get there. Searching online it appears I have to use a different route every day. :-D Semi seriously I now have 3 potential jobs. All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        OriginalGriff
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        Camden? On a daily basis? With all the other sheep? That's a pretty nasty (and horribly expensive) commute from anywhere, and when you get there it's a total human-waste-product hole that you just want to get back out of ASAP. The best advice I can give is: "Don't start from where you are". Wherever you are.

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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          You are already setting an example. The job doesn't say you have to be a good example.

          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          I love some of the phrases they use. Agile evangelist? I'll support whatever you like if you pay me. Technically literate for Head of Development? Surely an MBA wuck fit would be better. The top ability I've seen so far is "Brings donuts - regularly" I would improve that with BACON!


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            This is impossible. I'm looking at a job in Mornington Crescent but it's impossible to get there. Searching online it appears I have to use a different route every day. :-D Semi seriously I now have 3 potential jobs. All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Wayne Gaylard
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            I'm sorry, I haven't a clue...

            When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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              This is impossible. I'm looking at a job in Mornington Crescent but it's impossible to get there. Searching online it appears I have to use a different route every day. :-D Semi seriously I now have 3 potential jobs. All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              TPFKAPB
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              It's off of Sesame Street, which is more familiar to people. So ask anyone you see how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.

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                This is impossible. I'm looking at a job in Mornington Crescent but it's impossible to get there. Searching online it appears I have to use a different route every day. :-D Semi seriously I now have 3 potential jobs. All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  This is impossible. I'm looking at a job in Mornington Crescent but it's impossible to get there. Searching online it appears I have to use a different route every day. :-D Semi seriously I now have 3 potential jobs. All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  All in leadership roles where I'll be :snigger: setting :gafaw: an :chuckle: example.

                  My 5.

                  I too dabbled in pacifism once.

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                    Camden? On a daily basis? With all the other sheep? That's a pretty nasty (and horribly expensive) commute from anywhere, and when you get there it's a total human-waste-product hole that you just want to get back out of ASAP. The best advice I can give is: "Don't start from where you are". Wherever you are.

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    If it was really full of sheep, you'd be there quicker than I can say "oversized wellies and a large rock" ;P ;P


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      But then he would be in nip, according to the map in the back of the book I have.

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                        Doesn't that put you in nip? [Edit] - Damn - you go & do some work & someone beats you to it ;) Regards, Stewart

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                          Wood Green.

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                            But then he would be in nip, according to the map in the back of the book I have.

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                            Can't - no-one has attempted to cross the diagonal.

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                              Wood Green.

                              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Harrow on the Hill


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Harrow on the Hill


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Embankment

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                                  Embankment

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                                  Edgware Road, Naturally. [Edit] Good move BTW

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                                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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