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    hairy_hats
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    Not a headline[^] I want to see anywhere near a picture of Boris Johnson.

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      Not a headline[^] I want to see anywhere near a picture of Boris Johnson.

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      Hey, don't knock Boris, that speech was great. Where you been the past Month anyway?

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        Hey, don't knock Boris, that speech was great. Where you been the past Month anyway?

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        TPFKAPB wrote:

        Where you been the past Month anyway?

        Digging through a bushel for bacon.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Hey, don't knock Boris, that speech was great. Where you been the past Month anyway?

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          I tired of the Lounge regulars-in-a-pub-like banter and needed a break.

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            I tired of the Lounge regulars-in-a-pub-like banter and needed a break.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Just let us know, in future, and select one of the other options: 1. Ladies' coffee morning (involves inherent difficulties) 2. Product management meeting (involves inherited difficulties) 3. Chimps' tea party (involves inherited traits)

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              I tired of the Lounge regulars-in-a-pub-like banter and needed a break.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              They say when you "tire of the Lounge regulars-in-a-pub-like banter" that you tire of life. Indeed, in the words of Samuel Johnson: "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave the Lounge regulars-in-a-pub-like banter".

              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                They say when you "tire of the Lounge regulars-in-a-pub-like banter" that you tire of life. Indeed, in the words of Samuel Johnson: "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave the Lounge regulars-in-a-pub-like banter".

                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                Yes, but he forgot about Sausages.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  Yes, but he forgot about Sausages.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  I think we need to designate a week "getting references to Blackadder into threads" week. Kudos to starting this, and all I can say in reply is "Wibble".

                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    I think we need to designate a week "getting references to Blackadder into threads" week. Kudos to starting this, and all I can say in reply is "Wibble".

                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    I think we need to designate a week "getting references to Blackadder into threads" week. Kudos to starting this, and all I can say in reply is "Wibble".

                    I shall have to crack open my boxed set of Blackadder if I am to keep up.

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      I think we need to designate a week "getting references to Blackadder into threads" week. Kudos to starting this, and all I can say in reply is "Wibble".

                      I shall have to crack open my boxed set of Blackadder if I am to keep up.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      Crack it open my friend, crack it open.

                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        I think we need to designate a week "getting references to Blackadder into threads" week. Kudos to starting this, and all I can say in reply is "Wibble".

                        I shall have to crack open my boxed set of Blackadder if I am to keep up.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed!

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed!

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

                          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

                            *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            Oh no! What a mad blundering, incredibly handsome young nincompoop I've been!

                            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                              Oh no! What a mad blundering, incredibly handsome young nincompoop I've been!

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Don't say tush either. Its a short step from tush to hey nonny nonny and then I shall have to call the police

                              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                Don't say tush either. Its a short step from tush to hey nonny nonny and then I shall have to call the police

                                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                hairy_hats
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                                This thread is a prime example of why I had to get away!

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                                  This thread is a prime example of why I had to get away!

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  I call foul. There's no episode of Blackadder with that in.

                                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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