We Did It To Ourselves
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They came for us one afternoon, and they took away the guns They said we didn't need 'em to defend our wives and sons They smiled and laughed and left us, we watched them ride away It would make life safer, at least that's what folks say. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The next thing that they came for was to take away the books They took 'em out and burned 'em without a second look The reading was seditious, it taught us to do wrong Pornography and treason, and wicked little songs. They rounded up the jews one day, the liberals went next They locked up all the loonies from the weird religious sects It never made the papers, it was a thing they had to hide And then they closed the borders and locked us all inside. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. Don't criticize the President, he does the best he can Don't criticize the Governor, the cop, or Congress man For if you do, you're spreading hate - get up against the wall If you're smart you simply won't say anything at all. Don't believe in that religion, it doesn't fit the plan The government knows what's best for you, each woman and each man Uncle Sam's become Big Brother, he's watching every day They said it couldn't happen here, it happened anyway. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The newspapers got smaller, and the taxes got real high The talk-show hosts all disappeared, the TV news went dry They took away our modems, they monitored our phones They took our kids to school one day, and didn't bring 'em home. They took away our freedoms in the name of peace and love They gave us our security held in an iron glove When was the last election, I cannot tell you, son Ask the ones that let it happen when they took away the guns. As performed by the author[
No one is taking your guns away, John.
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No one is taking your guns away, John.
Or at least not without a fight from John. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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No one is taking your guns away, John.
A truer statement has never been made.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Or at least not without a fight from John. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
They can have 'em one bullet at a time. :) And "fight" is a pretty understated term in this regard. "Pitched battle" is more descriptive.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
They came for us one afternoon, and they took away the guns They said we didn't need 'em to defend our wives and sons They smiled and laughed and left us, we watched them ride away It would make life safer, at least that's what folks say. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The next thing that they came for was to take away the books They took 'em out and burned 'em without a second look The reading was seditious, it taught us to do wrong Pornography and treason, and wicked little songs. They rounded up the jews one day, the liberals went next They locked up all the loonies from the weird religious sects It never made the papers, it was a thing they had to hide And then they closed the borders and locked us all inside. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. Don't criticize the President, he does the best he can Don't criticize the Governor, the cop, or Congress man For if you do, you're spreading hate - get up against the wall If you're smart you simply won't say anything at all. Don't believe in that religion, it doesn't fit the plan The government knows what's best for you, each woman and each man Uncle Sam's become Big Brother, he's watching every day They said it couldn't happen here, it happened anyway. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The newspapers got smaller, and the taxes got real high The talk-show hosts all disappeared, the TV news went dry They took away our modems, they monitored our phones They took our kids to school one day, and didn't bring 'em home. They took away our freedoms in the name of peace and love They gave us our security held in an iron glove When was the last election, I cannot tell you, son Ask the ones that let it happen when they took away the guns. As performed by the author[
I thought this was covered better on Sesame Street.
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They can have 'em one bullet at a time. :) And "fight" is a pretty understated term in this regard. "Pitched battle" is more descriptive.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997With Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullets" playing in the background of course. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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They came for us one afternoon, and they took away the guns They said we didn't need 'em to defend our wives and sons They smiled and laughed and left us, we watched them ride away It would make life safer, at least that's what folks say. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The next thing that they came for was to take away the books They took 'em out and burned 'em without a second look The reading was seditious, it taught us to do wrong Pornography and treason, and wicked little songs. They rounded up the jews one day, the liberals went next They locked up all the loonies from the weird religious sects It never made the papers, it was a thing they had to hide And then they closed the borders and locked us all inside. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. Don't criticize the President, he does the best he can Don't criticize the Governor, the cop, or Congress man For if you do, you're spreading hate - get up against the wall If you're smart you simply won't say anything at all. Don't believe in that religion, it doesn't fit the plan The government knows what's best for you, each woman and each man Uncle Sam's become Big Brother, he's watching every day They said it couldn't happen here, it happened anyway. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The newspapers got smaller, and the taxes got real high The talk-show hosts all disappeared, the TV news went dry They took away our modems, they monitored our phones They took our kids to school one day, and didn't bring 'em home. They took away our freedoms in the name of peace and love They gave us our security held in an iron glove When was the last election, I cannot tell you, son Ask the ones that let it happen when they took away the guns. As performed by the author[
Is this supposed to be your apology for being a dick?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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They came for us one afternoon, and they took away the guns They said we didn't need 'em to defend our wives and sons They smiled and laughed and left us, we watched them ride away It would make life safer, at least that's what folks say. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The next thing that they came for was to take away the books They took 'em out and burned 'em without a second look The reading was seditious, it taught us to do wrong Pornography and treason, and wicked little songs. They rounded up the jews one day, the liberals went next They locked up all the loonies from the weird religious sects It never made the papers, it was a thing they had to hide And then they closed the borders and locked us all inside. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. Don't criticize the President, he does the best he can Don't criticize the Governor, the cop, or Congress man For if you do, you're spreading hate - get up against the wall If you're smart you simply won't say anything at all. Don't believe in that religion, it doesn't fit the plan The government knows what's best for you, each woman and each man Uncle Sam's become Big Brother, he's watching every day They said it couldn't happen here, it happened anyway. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The newspapers got smaller, and the taxes got real high The talk-show hosts all disappeared, the TV news went dry They took away our modems, they monitored our phones They took our kids to school one day, and didn't bring 'em home. They took away our freedoms in the name of peace and love They gave us our security held in an iron glove When was the last election, I cannot tell you, son Ask the ones that let it happen when they took away the guns. As performed by the author[
conservatives have such rich fantasy lives!
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With Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullets" playing in the background of course. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
Well, ANYTHING from Skynyrd, but yeah, that's a good one. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
conservatives have such rich fantasy lives!
And we're pretty good shots, too.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
And we're pretty good shots, too.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997thinking you're the only people who own guns is another funny part of the conservative fantasy.
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thinking you're the only people who own guns is another funny part of the conservative fantasy.
Owning a gun ain't the same as shooting a gun... And most liberals will only guns until they're mandated to turn them in. The ones that don't comply are on our side anyway, so it all comes out in the wash.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
They came for us one afternoon, and they took away the guns They said we didn't need 'em to defend our wives and sons They smiled and laughed and left us, we watched them ride away It would make life safer, at least that's what folks say. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The next thing that they came for was to take away the books They took 'em out and burned 'em without a second look The reading was seditious, it taught us to do wrong Pornography and treason, and wicked little songs. They rounded up the jews one day, the liberals went next They locked up all the loonies from the weird religious sects It never made the papers, it was a thing they had to hide And then they closed the borders and locked us all inside. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. Don't criticize the President, he does the best he can Don't criticize the Governor, the cop, or Congress man For if you do, you're spreading hate - get up against the wall If you're smart you simply won't say anything at all. Don't believe in that religion, it doesn't fit the plan The government knows what's best for you, each woman and each man Uncle Sam's become Big Brother, he's watching every day They said it couldn't happen here, it happened anyway. And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves. The newspapers got smaller, and the taxes got real high The talk-show hosts all disappeared, the TV news went dry They took away our modems, they monitored our phones They took our kids to school one day, and didn't bring 'em home. They took away our freedoms in the name of peace and love They gave us our security held in an iron glove When was the last election, I cannot tell you, son Ask the ones that let it happen when they took away the guns. As performed by the author[
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Owning a gun ain't the same as shooting a gun... And most liberals will only guns until they're mandated to turn them in. The ones that don't comply are on our side anyway, so it all comes out in the wash.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997like i said: such a rich fantasy life.
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Is this supposed to be your apology for being a dick?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Why would I apologize? Oh wait, I have some examples... "I'm sorry I didn't kill you with the first shot. I really didn't want to use a 2nd bullet." "I'm sorry you zig-zagged. Now, you're only gonna to die tired." "I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right. You're from where, and you're here to help who?"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Excerpt from lame poem:
The talk-show hosts all disappeared, the TV news went dry
No more Nancy Grace!? woo hoo!
Ain't that the truth...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
like i said: such a rich fantasy life.
My sister is a liberal (and she's going to vote for Obama - *again*). Earlier this year, she decided she needed a shotgun and a pistol for home defense. I put the question to her, "If the federal or state government says you have to turn in your guns for your own safety, would you do it?" She answered, "Yes, of course". There's a guy here at work, an ex-cop and a liberal. I asked him the same question. I got the same answer. From someone that should know better. Fantasy? I think not.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
My sister is a liberal (and she's going to vote for Obama - *again*). Earlier this year, she decided she needed a shotgun and a pistol for home defense. I put the question to her, "If the federal or state government says you have to turn in your guns for your own safety, would you do it?" She answered, "Yes, of course". There's a guy here at work, an ex-cop and a liberal. I asked him the same question. I got the same answer. From someone that should know better. Fantasy? I think not.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997i refer you to the Supreme Court case of Anecdotes v. Data
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Why would I apologize? Oh wait, I have some examples... "I'm sorry I didn't kill you with the first shot. I really didn't want to use a 2nd bullet." "I'm sorry you zig-zagged. Now, you're only gonna to die tired." "I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right. You're from where, and you're here to help who?"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Every time you open your mouth these days, more crap comes out.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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With Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullets" playing in the background of course. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
I was thinking along the lines of "Saturday Night Special"... ;P
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin