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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry I don't serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble...


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Rage
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    Major joke.

    ~RaGE();

    I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry I don't serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble...


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave
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      Sorry mate, not going to make it. Just got back in from playing golf with my brother (in Northampton). I need to take Michelle to her sister's house in Watford later, so am unable to come out to play today. Damn annoying, I was looking forward to it.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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        Sorry mate, not going to make it. Just got back in from playing golf with my brother (in Northampton). I need to take Michelle to her sister's house in Watford later, so am unable to come out to play today. Damn annoying, I was looking forward to it.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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        Rage
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Just got back in from playing golf

        Hey Nagy, if case you doubted it, here a confirmation of your position in Dave's priority list. ;P

        ~RaGE();

        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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          I've just been for a run, but after two minutes I realised I'd forgotten something and had to return home. I'd forgotten I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          They're holding a party to raise funds for people who can't reach climax. Give a call if you can't come.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Sorry mate, not going to make it. Just got back in from playing golf with my brother (in Northampton). I need to take Michelle to her sister's house in Watford later, so am unable to come out to play today. Damn annoying, I was looking forward to it.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            I'd be no fun anyway, I'm off the juice and have to go to the docker soon for another round of poking about.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry I don't serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble...


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              hairy_hats
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              I'll get my coda.

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              • L Lost User

                I've just been for a run, but after two minutes I realised I'd forgotten something and had to return home. I'd forgotten I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                loctrice
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                Punched the wife on that one! (it'll catch on eventually)

                If it moves, compile it

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  I'd be no fun anyway, I'm off the juice and have to go to the docker soon for another round of poking about.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  I think you are enjoying those anal probes more than you care to admit!

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    I'd be no fun anyway, I'm off the juice and have to go to the docker soon for another round of poking about.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Simon_Whale
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                    :bob: number 476 your anal probe is ready for collection.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I think you are enjoying those anal probes more than you care to admit!

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      I think the phrase "Shucking Fit" would describe my current state.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • R Rage

                        Major joke.

                        ~RaGE();

                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                        Kschuler
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                        Yeah, he's really sharp.

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                          Yeah, he's really sharp.

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                          Rage
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                          That's the key for such good jokes.

                          ~RaGE();

                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry I don't serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble...


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Michael Bergman
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                            Sounds like their judgment was diminished. Too bad. The bartender could have augmented his tip jar. I'm sure he has a fresh fifth for his next customer. He'd have to come in before the 11th hour. By the time he leaves he'd slur his words. Stop me before I break out in a polka.

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                            • L Lost User

                              I've just been for a run, but after two minutes I realised I'd forgotten something and had to return home. I'd forgotten I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              Rode up to the library but couldn't get in they were all booked up!

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry I don't serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble...


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                SimulationofSai
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                                Now, this joke is in tune with the choir.

                                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble...

                                I just hope the minors did not get all strung up over it.

                                SG Aham Brahmasmi!

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