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I'll be saving pennies from now on...

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    Sander Rossel
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    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

    It's an OO world.

    public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
    }

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

      It's an OO world.

      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
      }

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      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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      Yeah the greedy bitch tried to pick up each and every single penny. Even the one I had glued to the floor. ;P :laugh:

      "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

      Ron White, Comedian

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      • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

        Yeah the greedy bitch tried to pick up each and every single penny. Even the one I had glued to the floor. ;P :laugh:

        "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

        Ron White, Comedian

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        stib_markc
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        :laugh:

        The master of the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which; he simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.

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        • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

          Yeah the greedy bitch tried to pick up each and every single penny. Even the one I had glued to the floor. ;P :laugh:

          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

          Ron White, Comedian

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          GenJerDan
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          Now that sparks a cool idea for a bit of video. Go into Walmart and glue a $20 bill to the floor, catch everything that happens afterward on a hidden camera. :-D Been done already?

          No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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            Now that sparks a cool idea for a bit of video. Go into Walmart and glue a $20 bill to the floor, catch everything that happens afterward on a hidden camera. :-D Been done already?

            No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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            J4amieC
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            GenJerDan wrote:

            Been done already?

            Many times, most recently with an iPhone 5 in Amsterdam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRlOM3y4yG4[^]

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              Now that sparks a cool idea for a bit of video. Go into Walmart and glue a $20 bill to the floor, catch everything that happens afterward on a hidden camera. :-D Been done already?

              No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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              Andy Brummer
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              The tired old version is this: http://www.instructables.com/id/Dollar-Bill-on-a-String/[^]

              Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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              • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                Yeah the greedy bitch tried to pick up each and every single penny. Even the one I had glued to the floor. ;P :laugh:

                "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

                Ron White, Comedian

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                Sander Rossel
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                Told my (slightly hyperactive) boss today "You've been quoted on CodeProject!" He: "Oh yeah, why?" Me: "It was that time you got caught by the police, 'I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability'" He: "Oh no, not that time!" Everyone at the lunch table "Hahahahahaha :laugh: " :thumbsup:

                It's an OO world.

                public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                }

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                  Now that sparks a cool idea for a bit of video. Go into Walmart and glue a $20 bill to the floor, catch everything that happens afterward on a hidden camera. :-D Been done already?

                  No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                  zenwalker1985
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                  Yea only catch when a short skirt chicks bends over. :D

                  My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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