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  • C Chris Quinn

    I'd be consulting a lawyer! Grand theft bacon[^]

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    wizardzz
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    Good god, she must have ate it raw. No man could sleep through 5lbs of bacon getting cooked.

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    • C Chris Quinn

      I'd be consulting a lawyer! Grand theft bacon[^]

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      Woman goes into a lawyers office and says she wants to divorce her husband. Lawyer asks her, "what are your grounds" She says, "well, we have a small lot, I wouldn't call them 'grounds'". Lawyer says, "well, does he beat you up?" She says, "sometimes he does get up earlier than I, but I don't see how that matters." Lawyer says, "Do you hold a grudge" She says, "actually, it's a car port. Why are you asking me these questions?" Finally, exasperated, the lawyer says, "WHY do you want a divorce?" She says, "you just can't have a meaningful conversation with him."

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      • C Chris Quinn

        I'd be consulting a lawyer! Grand theft bacon[^]

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        RugbyLeague
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        I see a theme http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150243/340lb-shoplifter-attacked-Piggly-Wiggly-workers-pepper-spray.html?ito=feeds-newsxml[^]

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          I see a theme http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150243/340lb-shoplifter-attacked-Piggly-Wiggly-workers-pepper-spray.html?ito=feeds-newsxml[^]

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          He probably was not able to put her arms behind her back to get handcuffed, and I doubt if she could run out of the store - waddle maybe! I wonder what the fat-laden drinks were - does she drink vegetable oil?

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          • C Chris Quinn

            He probably was not able to put her arms behind her back to get handcuffed, and I doubt if she could run out of the store - waddle maybe! I wonder what the fat-laden drinks were - does she drink vegetable oil?

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            RugbyLeague
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            My sister is well over 600lbs. She drinks milkshakes.

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            • R RugbyLeague

              My sister is well over 600lbs. She drinks milkshakes.

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              Does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

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              • C Chris Quinn

                He probably was not able to put her arms behind her back to get handcuffed, and I doubt if she could run out of the store - waddle maybe! I wonder what the fat-laden drinks were - does she drink vegetable oil?

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                That's when you chain 2 pairs of handcuffs together.

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                  Does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

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                  Her husband certainly seems to appreciate her size. Although I would rather not think about that X|

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                  • C Chris Quinn

                    I'd be consulting a lawyer! Grand theft bacon[^]

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                    Casey Sheridan
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                    :laugh:

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      5lb! As a midnight snack? :omg: Just how big is this "lady"? On seconds thoughts, I don't want to know... X|

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                      Nish Nishant
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      5lb! As a midnight snack? :OMG:

                      That's not grounds for a divorce, but grounds for a heart attack! :)

                      Regards, Nish


                      My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      • T Tom Clement

                        Woman goes into a lawyers office and says she wants to divorce her husband. Lawyer asks her, "what are your grounds" She says, "well, we have a small lot, I wouldn't call them 'grounds'". Lawyer says, "well, does he beat you up?" She says, "sometimes he does get up earlier than I, but I don't see how that matters." Lawyer says, "Do you hold a grudge" She says, "actually, it's a car port. Why are you asking me these questions?" Finally, exasperated, the lawyer says, "WHY do you want a divorce?" She says, "you just can't have a meaningful conversation with him."

                        Tom Clement Serena Software, Inc. www.serena.com articles[^]

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                        RaisKazi
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                        :thumbsup:Superb !!!

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                        • W wizardzz

                          That's when you chain 2 pairs of handcuffs together.

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                          Chris Quinn
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                          I think they would need what is known in UK Prison equipment as a closeting chain - this is a long chain with a cuff at each end, which allows prisoners to use the toilet with the door closed - the chain is long enough to pass under the door, with the prisoner on one end, and a screw on the other (Screw is UK prison slang for a prison officer - e.g. corrections officer/guard)

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