Dog for Sale
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A guy is driving around the back streets of Chippenham. He sees a sign in front of an unkempt terraced house: 'Talking Dog For Sale', so he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Labrador replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Labrador looked up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spiesand world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. 'Ten quid' the guy says. 'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the garden'
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A guy is driving around the back streets of Chippenham. He sees a sign in front of an unkempt terraced house: 'Talking Dog For Sale', so he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Labrador replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Labrador looked up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spiesand world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. 'Ten quid' the guy says. 'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the garden'
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A guy is driving around the back streets of Chippenham. He sees a sign in front of an unkempt terraced house: 'Talking Dog For Sale', so he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Labrador replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Labrador looked up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spiesand world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. 'Ten quid' the guy says. 'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the garden'
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A guy is driving around the back streets of Chippenham. He sees a sign in front of an unkempt terraced house: 'Talking Dog For Sale', so he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Labrador replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Labrador looked up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spiesand world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. 'Ten quid' the guy says. 'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the garden'
I always liked this joke, it's funny no matter how many times you hear it, and I haven't heard it in a while. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=2195176#xx2195176xx[^]
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