The Pope on a plane...offensive to Catholics (You are forewarned!)
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A businessman is getting on a flight when he hears from another passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight. "WOW, great!" he thinks, being a devout Christian, "What a good place to be today." Just before the aircraft doors are closed the Pope enters the plane and sits next to him. I am surely blessed the man thinks. Here I am, a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me. The plane takes off and after a few minutes the passengers take off their seat belts. The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book. Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords and so do I. He notices that the Pope is working his way through the puzzle, and that the Pope is tapping his pencil, thinking. The Pope turns to him and says, "I usually don't talk to anyone on flights, but I wonder if you can help me?" "Anything, Your Holiness ... What is it?" "Do you know a four letter word that ends in 'u-n-t' that means something associated with women?" The man feels uncomfortable. He thinks and thinks. Finally he says, "The only word I can think of is aunt." The Pope looks at him and asks, "Do you have an eraser?"
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A businessman is getting on a flight when he hears from another passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight. "WOW, great!" he thinks, being a devout Christian, "What a good place to be today." Just before the aircraft doors are closed the Pope enters the plane and sits next to him. I am surely blessed the man thinks. Here I am, a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me. The plane takes off and after a few minutes the passengers take off their seat belts. The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book. Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords and so do I. He notices that the Pope is working his way through the puzzle, and that the Pope is tapping his pencil, thinking. The Pope turns to him and says, "I usually don't talk to anyone on flights, but I wonder if you can help me?" "Anything, Your Holiness ... What is it?" "Do you know a four letter word that ends in 'u-n-t' that means something associated with women?" The man feels uncomfortable. He thinks and thinks. Finally he says, "The only word I can think of is aunt." The Pope looks at him and asks, "Do you have an eraser?"
Thank god for that, I though he was going to say "Runt"
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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A businessman is getting on a flight when he hears from another passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight. "WOW, great!" he thinks, being a devout Christian, "What a good place to be today." Just before the aircraft doors are closed the Pope enters the plane and sits next to him. I am surely blessed the man thinks. Here I am, a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me. The plane takes off and after a few minutes the passengers take off their seat belts. The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book. Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords and so do I. He notices that the Pope is working his way through the puzzle, and that the Pope is tapping his pencil, thinking. The Pope turns to him and says, "I usually don't talk to anyone on flights, but I wonder if you can help me?" "Anything, Your Holiness ... What is it?" "Do you know a four letter word that ends in 'u-n-t' that means something associated with women?" The man feels uncomfortable. He thinks and thinks. Finally he says, "The only word I can think of is aunt." The Pope looks at him and asks, "Do you have an eraser?"
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You should not write that!! We all know those stupid catholic suicide bombers that burn your flag and bomb you to hell.
Regards Sascha
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Did somebody mention The Spanish Inquisition?
Of course not. As Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Thank god for that, I though he was going to say "Runt"
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
_Maxxx_ wrote:
Runt
That reminds me of a very old joke: Q: "What's the difference between a hord of pygmies and a girls track and field team?" A: "Pygmies are cunning little runts!" :-D Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Did somebody mention The Spanish Inquisition?
Of course not. As Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Did somebody mention The Spanish Inquisition?
Of course not. As Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"The inquisition what a show. The inquisition here we go. I know your're wishing that we go a away. ...................." Who knows the movie?
Regards Sascha
What history have you been reading?
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What history have you been reading?