A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver's license.
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A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver's license.The motorist digs around in her purse but can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist searches her purse again and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I'd known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
I'm beginning to hate the news...the world was much nicer when I was illiterate Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver's license.The motorist digs around in her purse but can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist searches her purse again and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I'd known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
I'm beginning to hate the news...the world was much nicer when I was illiterate Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
And oldie but a goodie. :laugh:
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A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver's license.The motorist digs around in her purse but can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist searches her purse again and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I'd known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
I'm beginning to hate the news...the world was much nicer when I was illiterate Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver's license.The motorist digs around in her purse but can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist searches her purse again and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I'd known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
I'm beginning to hate the news...the world was much nicer when I was illiterate Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
gavindon wrote:
A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist
An impossible feat of madness. It would never happen. I can read no further. :)
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gavindon wrote:
A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist
An impossible feat of madness. It would never happen. I can read no further. :)
Slacker007 wrote:
An impossible feat of madness. It would never happen
Depends what kind of cinema you're sitting in.
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