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    Andy_L_J
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    For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

    I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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      For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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      Roger Wright
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      Too late[^]

      Will Rogers never met me.

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        For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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        Chris Quinn
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        Don't think so, as ducks are even more perverted than humans[^]!

        ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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          Don't think so, as ducks are even more perverted than humans[^]!

          ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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          Andy_L_J
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          I won't be able to look at a Duck a l'Orange the same again!

          I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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            For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

            I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Quote:

            Jasmine H----, aged 14, Homeschooled, Scargill.

            This, ladies and gentleman, is why home-schooling should not be allowed.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Quote:

              Jasmine H----, aged 14, Homeschooled, Scargill.

              This, ladies and gentleman, is why home-schooling should not be allowed.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Julien Villers
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              Because official brainwashing is better than parents' brainwashing? What she learned and is expressing here (if it's legit), is what is being taught in some public schools in the USA now.

              'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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                Because official brainwashing is better than parents' brainwashing? What she learned and is expressing here (if it's legit), is what is being taught in some public schools in the USA now.

                'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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                Andy_L_J
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                Julien Villers wrote:

                if it's legit

                It appears so...http://twitpic.com/b4sqlv[^]

                I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                  Quote:

                  Jasmine H----, aged 14, Homeschooled, Scargill.

                  This, ladies and gentleman, is why home-schooling should not be allowed.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  This, ladies and gentleman, is why home-schooling should not be allowed.

                  Weren't you homeschooling your children until very recently?

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    This, ladies and gentleman, is why home-schooling should not be allowed.

                    Weren't you homeschooling your children until very recently?

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    No! We give them extra lessons in Hungarian because we can't get a teacher here but that's it, and when we were in Hungary we helped them with their English.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Julien Villers wrote:

                      if it's legit

                      It appears so...http://twitpic.com/b4sqlv[^]

                      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                      Julien Villers
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                      Thanks for the update :)

                      'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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                        For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

                        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                        Member 2053006
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                        I do not know about the homosexuality angle, as ducks can be homosexual, but ducks can certainly be sinister. http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2004/01/you-think-theyre-cuddly-but-i-think.asp[^]

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                          No! We give them extra lessons in Hungarian because we can't get a teacher here but that's it, and when we were in Hungary we helped them with their English.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Ah, I see, remembered something about you having to pick up books for homeschooling, although I thought it was filling in a gap between schools and moving country sort of thing. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in homosexuality or evolution either, although he is less scared of ducks.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                            Ah, I see, remembered something about you having to pick up books for homeschooling, although I thought it was filling in a gap between schools and moving country sort of thing. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in homosexuality or evolution either, although he is less scared of ducks.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            ChrisElston wrote:

                            Chuck Norris doesn't believe in what he practices is homosexuality

                            ftfy


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

                              I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                              krumia
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                              Wow![^]

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                                For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

                                I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                                I believe the Argentinian Lake Duck[^] can mate with whatever he can get reasonably close too.

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                  I believe the Argentinian Lake Duck[^] can mate with whatever he can get reasonably close too.

                                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                  Andy_L_J
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                                  ChrisElston wrote:

                                  mate with whatever he can get reasonably close too

                                  Sounds like a lot of my Football mates :-D

                                  I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                                    For they may soon be our overlords :omg: :omg: Are you serious?[^]

                                    I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                                    wizardzz
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                                    I hope that is trolling, if it is, might be the greatest example ever.

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                                      Don't think so, as ducks are even more perverted than humans[^]!

                                      ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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                                      wizardzz
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                                      More? No, probably about as perverted as. Remember than Canadian fellow with the asian boyfriend?

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