Techie Booze Guidelines
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
QA doesn't drink wine, they just whine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
So where are you: 4 ??s drink enormous quantities of Gin
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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QA doesn't drink wine, they just whine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So where are you: 4 ??s drink enormous quantities of Gin
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
It could be #2, but I'm far from Ops, maybe: 4. Unemployed washed-up BBTOF's drink copious amounts of gin/
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Touche. I shouldn't have missed that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I thought they drank whine.
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I drink cider. "Bergman" is German for "Hillbilly".
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
At my current job, I am all 4, I must be really messed up.... :-D
I'm beginning to hate the news...the world was much nicer when I was illiterate Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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I drink cider. "Bergman" is German for "Hillbilly".
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I am about to prove #3 as I am about to take on a developer who is not following guidelines. :)
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I drink cider. "Bergman" is German for "Hillbilly".
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
Or miner, or collier.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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At my current job, I am all 4, I must be really messed up.... :-D
I'm beginning to hate the news...the world was much nicer when I was illiterate Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
gavindon wrote:
I must be really messed up drunk
ftfy
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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And an angry boss drinks Monkey piss.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I am about to prove #3 as I am about to take on a developer who is not following guidelines. :)
Give him a beer. That'll get him started on the right track. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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0. Developers drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 2. Ops drinks hard liquor. 3. DBAs drink the blood of the innocent.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I think you should amend this to be 0. Developer drink beer. 1. QA drinks wine. 3. Developer switches to hard liquor after dealing with QA. 4. Ops drinks hard liquor. 5. Developer switches to Grain alcohol after dealing with Ops. 6. DBAs drink blood of the innocent. 7. Developer curls into a ball in the corner saying "Going to my happy place." after dealing with DBA.
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At my current job, I am all 4, I must be really messed up.... :-D
I'm beginning to hate the news...the world was much nicer when I was illiterate Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
Same here. Although in reality I do not drink much alcohol these days.
John
