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    Espen Harlinn
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    I was by a steakhouse the other night. I sat down and the waiter came over and took my order of a steak. “Make that well done, please,” I instructed. When he brought me the steak and it was rare I called him over and asked, “Whats going on? I said well done!” He replied, “Oh, thank you sir! I hardly ever get a compliment!”

    Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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      I was by a steakhouse the other night. I sat down and the waiter came over and took my order of a steak. “Make that well done, please,” I instructed. When he brought me the steak and it was rare I called him over and asked, “Whats going on? I said well done!” He replied, “Oh, thank you sir! I hardly ever get a compliment!”

      Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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      Clifford Nelson
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      Personally I think a well done steak is better for shoe leather. Best to eat a steak blue, it has the best flavor.

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        I was by a steakhouse the other night. I sat down and the waiter came over and took my order of a steak. “Make that well done, please,” I instructed. When he brought me the steak and it was rare I called him over and asked, “Whats going on? I said well done!” He replied, “Oh, thank you sir! I hardly ever get a compliment!”

        Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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        A man ordered a steak in a restaurant. When the waiter delivered it, the man saw that the waiter had his thumb on the steak. The man said, "Waiter, why do you have your thumb on my steak?!" The waiter replied, "So it doesn't fall on the floor again!"

        The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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          I was by a steakhouse the other night. I sat down and the waiter came over and took my order of a steak. “Make that well done, please,” I instructed. When he brought me the steak and it was rare I called him over and asked, “Whats going on? I said well done!” He replied, “Oh, thank you sir! I hardly ever get a compliment!”

          Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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          In France, obviously: "Waiter, do you have frog legs?" "No. I always walk like this."

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            I was by a steakhouse the other night. I sat down and the waiter came over and took my order of a steak. “Make that well done, please,” I instructed. When he brought me the steak and it was rare I called him over and asked, “Whats going on? I said well done!” He replied, “Oh, thank you sir! I hardly ever get a compliment!”

            Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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            Ravi Bhavnani
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            <groan> Well done! :thumbsup: /ravi

            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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              A man ordered a steak in a restaurant. When the waiter delivered it, the man saw that the waiter had his thumb on the steak. The man said, "Waiter, why do you have your thumb on my steak?!" The waiter replied, "So it doesn't fall on the floor again!"

              The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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              Espen Harlinn
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              :thumbsup: Truly along the same vein, gets better in good company ;)

              Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                Personally I think a well done steak is better for shoe leather. Best to eat a steak blue, it has the best flavor.

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                Espen Harlinn
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                Clifford Nelson wrote:

                Best to eat a steak blue

                It does take some time to prepare though - at the right temperature, in a moist atmosphere ...

                Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                  In France, obviously: "Waiter, do you have frog legs?" "No. I always walk like this."

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                  Espen Harlinn
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                  A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."

                  Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                    <groan> Well done! :thumbsup: /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    Espen Harlinn
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                    Thanks, it's a rare thing ...

                    Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                      I was by a steakhouse the other night. I sat down and the waiter came over and took my order of a steak. “Make that well done, please,” I instructed. When he brought me the steak and it was rare I called him over and asked, “Whats going on? I said well done!” He replied, “Oh, thank you sir! I hardly ever get a compliment!”

                      Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                      Umer Aziz Malik
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                      Now thats really shitty. Plus it really makes me angry when they take a long time getting your order in the first place and that too not good.

                      Thanks & Best Regards, Umer Aziz Malik Senior Strategy Developer Aurora Solutions (Pvt) Ltd.

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                        Personally I think a well done steak is better for shoe leather. Best to eat a steak blue, it has the best flavor.

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                        >> Personally I think a well done steak is better for shoe leather. :thumbsup: Amen to that!

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