Stupidity in a digital world...

[Pete OHanlon]

Mendor81 wrote:

written in italian.... with a handwriting that's so horrible that i'm guess the writer is a medic

I believe you've just found the missing warning that it wasn't safe to move into L'Aquila.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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[OriginalGriff]

Mendor81 wrote:

Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

I take you have cats then? Ours doesn't kill everything. He hasn't brought home an elephant, a cow or a pterodactyl yet, but he has been seen eyeing up a crane, a swan and a low flying Eurofighter on a training exercise... :doh:

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

oops looks like the cat posted this one

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Mendor81]

Yes i do and yep i had some "presents" brought home in the middle of the night. worst case was waking up in the middle of the night by the sound of "nom nomnomnom" my cat eating the face of a rabbit almost twice it's size....changed her cat food the next morning..

Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

[Nagy Vilmos]

I can't remember where it came from, but recently I read that cats, even well fed and spoilt little SFB's - kill around 4 creatures a week. Yup, your pussy is taking a life more than every other day.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[wizardzz]

It probably says, "Hand me my laptop."

[BobJanova]

That really sounds like one for The Daily WTF.

[Chris Meech]

I wonder if the user printed a blank document from Word first in order to write on it. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[Richard Deeming]

Or possibly some variation of "vi prego di inviarmi i codici". :-D

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[Kschuler]

Whilst troubleshooting, I once asked a user for a screen shot. They sent me a jpg that contained a picture they'd obviously taken with a camera of their computer screen. Good times.

[Rage]

That is what I would do if my keyboard would not work anymore. Anything else than writing the note can be done using the mouse ( writing with the virtual keyboard too, but the note solution is faster).

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[wizardzz]

Well how else you gonna save it?

[wizardzz]

urgentezz

[wizardzz]

:thumbsup: :doh:

[Chris Meech]

In fact, I keep a document in My Documents folder called just that, 'Blank Document.doc'. What's really odd though is after I open and print it, when I try to close it, I'm prompted to save changes? Go figure, eh. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[lewax00]

Mendor81 wrote:

he does not know how our auction website works

It sounds like his problem is a little more fundamental than just a single website...

[W Balboos GHB]

Chris Meech wrote:

I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]

Your insight on this matter is so appealing that I won't hold the above against you. +5

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[Chris Meech]

Actually, I'm insight right now having a beer. Care to join me? :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[W Balboos GHB]

If you're buying.

do {
In case I can't get up north in time, and the beer is in danger of warming, please drink extra for me.
} while(stillAbleToStand);

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010