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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

    There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

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    Ahhh, that takes me back... http://movieclips.com/oL78A-trading-places-movie-the-s-car-go/[^] :-D Soren Madsen

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      Ahhh, that takes me back... http://movieclips.com/oL78A-trading-places-movie-the-s-car-go/[^] :-D Soren Madsen

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      Yep, one of my favorite flicks! /ravi

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        Ahhh, that takes me back... http://movieclips.com/oL78A-trading-places-movie-the-s-car-go/[^] :-D Soren Madsen

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        Mike Hankey
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        Classic flic

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

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          Clifford Nelson
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          You are really dating yourself. That is really old (production 1969-1973 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Z-car[^]). Should have either updated to the Nissan 370Z. Of course I do not think that any car has recently been called a Z-car, which was the nickname for the 240Z.

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            You are really dating yourself. That is really old (production 1969-1973 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Z-car[^]). Should have either updated to the Nissan 370Z. Of course I do not think that any car has recently been called a Z-car, which was the nickname for the 240Z.

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            Mike Hankey
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            Yeah I guess I am dating myself I was in my early 20s then.

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              Yeah I guess I am dating myself I was in my early 20s then.

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              Clifford Nelson
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              Sort of too bad, unless you live through the time you would never know the nickname for the 240Z, and it is not much of a joke.

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                Sort of too bad, unless you live through the time you would never know the nickname for the 240Z, and it is not much of a joke.

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                Julien Villers
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                It's still fun if you know the french word for snail though (I didn't know the 240Z was nicknamed the Z).

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Yeah I guess I am dating myself I was in my early 20s then.

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                  All together now: "It's not as if anyone else would!" :laugh: You set 'em, I'll knock 'em down!

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    All together now: "It's not as if anyone else would!" :laugh: You set 'em, I'll knock 'em down!

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    OK I like that. :) I was thinking the last time Mike dated himself. His psychiatrist upped his meds and doubled his session time.

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      All together now: "It's not as if anyone else would!" :laugh: You set 'em, I'll knock 'em down!

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                      boom tish :)

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

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                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                        My Dad once had a Datsun. "Go" was the last thing it ever did, to be honest.

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          ah the 240Z, rumored to be called that as it only contained 24 oz of steel in its entire body!

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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