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If life were a computer.

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    If Life Were Like A Computer: You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put anyone in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Control, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you mess up your life, you could always press “Control, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

    The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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      If Life Were Like A Computer: You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put anyone in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Control, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you mess up your life, you could always press “Control, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

      The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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      Brisingr Aerowing
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      :laugh:

      I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking

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        If Life Were Like A Computer: You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put anyone in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Control, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you mess up your life, you could always press “Control, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

        The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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        If that were the case my ex-wife would have been a virus that caused a BSOD.

        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
        Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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          If that were the case my ex-wife would have been a virus that caused a BSOD.

          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
          Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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          That may be, but all it took to revive you was cold boot. Live were easier if this could be done . . . RESTART :)

          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

          Ron White, Comedian

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            That may be, but all it took to revive you was cold boot. Live were easier if this could be done . . . RESTART :)

            "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

            Ron White, Comedian

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            Mike Hankey
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            Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

            That may be, but all it took to revive you was cold boot.

            Size 11 boot in the butt works pretty good to.

            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
            Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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              If Life Were Like A Computer: You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put anyone in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Control, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you mess up your life, you could always press “Control, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

              The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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              AlirezaDehqani
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              :laugh:

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                If Life Were Like A Computer: You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put anyone in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Control, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you mess up your life, you could always press “Control, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

                The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!

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                zenwalker1985
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                If that were true,i would probably did recompile my kernel, upgraded my file system and tweaked alot scripts to do much better things :D

                My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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