She is sooo hot...

Roger Wright

Aw, Michael... Just because she beat you 3 sets in a row and wouldn't kiss you goodnight, that's no reason to hold a grudge. Be a sport..:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

David Wulff

Swedish? Russian? who cares - you can't beat good old British born and bred I'm afraid. Tim Henman, Greg Rusedski, Orlano Bl... Rickard Andersson wrote: And the best thing is, she is a Swede!! Oosh!! A Swede that soft and beautiful??? I find if you boil swedes for long enough they all go soft and tender, but they do tend to fall apart in your hands and they don't go down too well. :rolleyes: Note, I am uncertain if Rusedski is actaully British, but he plays for Britian according to Google so that is good enough for the purpose of my message, ok?

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

Jorgen Sigvardsson

She's Russian dude. The Soviet Union never took control over Sweden. :) -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

Jorgen Sigvardsson

She must really have upset you. Is Roger on to something? :) -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

Brad Jennings

I agree, she's a total babe. I wouldn't watch tennis at all if it wasn't for her. She's in my list of the top three hottest women along with Natalie Portman and Jennifer Love Hewitt.:) Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

brianwelsch

There once was a Pom in whose signature, he'd made clear he was no scripting amateur. He rotated some rhymes, on the bottom two lines, And I can't think of what rhymes with signature. BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White

Lost User

Roger Wright wrote: Aw, Michael... Just because she beat you 3 sets in a row and wouldn't kiss you goodnight, that's no reason to hold a grudge. Be a sport.. :-D I haven't played competitive tennis since I was 21. Had the winter season off to get married and snapped my knee next summer playing cricket. I never went back. Even though I only ever played at district level (way, way, way below international level) I would have wiped the court with her. Simple as that. She is a joke. If she made her money as a model I wouldn't care. Even though I think modelling as an occupation is shit. You are supposed to be vacuous and made up to look like a tart. Women's tennis is trying to be taken seriously and here we have little Miss 'Look at my cunt/No don't look at my cunt' fucking it all up. I hope the next plane she gets on is blown up. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

Lost User

David Wulff wrote: Note, I am uncertain if Rusedski is actaully British, but he plays for Britian according to Google so that is good enough for the purpose of my message, ok? He's a naturalised Pom. Originally a Canadian. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

Paul Watson

Rickard Andersson wrote: I can't realize that a girl can be that quiet, soft and beautiful as Anna Kournikova is!!! Ok, if the only pool of women we can choose from is in the Tennis fraternity, then yes, Anna is quite hot. But if you expand the pool even a little bit, lets say to include ball girls, line judges, umpires etc. then she is, well, waaaayyyy overrated. Not only can she not play tennis but she is only pretty, not beautiful, not stunning, not ravaging, not even able to get a canoe to sail for her. Just pretty. Now if Catherine Zeta Jones played tennis... *drool*

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Brad Jennings wrote: Natalie Portman and Jennifer Love Hewitt You've got great taste in women. ;) -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

Rickard Andersson20

AAAArrrrghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O:-O :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ :~ Nej nej nej nej!!! How did "Swede" came up in my mind then!?!?!?! I must have read it on a page.... don't remember which one.... I visited too many last night.... :rolleyes: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Rickard Andersson20

David Wulff wrote: I find if you boil swedes for long enough they all go soft and tender, but they do tend to fall apart in your hands and they don't go down too well. LOL! Thanks for the advice! :-D Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Rickard Andersson20

Paul Watson wrote: Not only can she not play tennis but she is only pretty, not beautiful, not stunning, not ravaging, not even able to get a canoe to sail for her. Just pretty. Yeah, she's pretty! :) beautiful... well, okay, that doesn't fit, but soft, ooh yes she is! If you're pretty then you're also soft! :) Paul Watson wrote: Now if Catherine Zeta Jones played tennis... *drool* Come un damnit, she's not even near to Anna! ;P:-D Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

Rickard Andersson20

Brad Jennings wrote: I agree Woohoo! At least one who didn't complain me about my "Swede" misstake... :):~ Brad Jennings wrote: Natalie Portman and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Portman, I agree!! Jennifer, I totaly agree!!!! Damnit! Chris, we'll need a :drool: smiley! Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

KaRl

Paul Watson wrote: Now if Catherine Zeta Jones played tennis... I wouldn't have thought to end the sentence with tennis . What about a wet t-shirt contest? :rolleyes:;)

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Paul Watson

KaЯl wrote: I wouldn't have thought to end the sentence with tennis . What about a wet t-shirt contest? *paul enteres Typical Male Mode v69* How about Catherine Zeta Jones playing tennis in a wet-t-shirt. Better? :rolleyes: */paul enteres Typical Male Mode v69* Actually, I have this thing: Some women look good naked and some look better clothed. I reckon CZT looks better clothed. Naked is not always best, can loose some of the allure and mystery that draws you to her in the first place.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

KaRl

That's just I don't find tennis a very sexy sport, tenniswomen look more and more as a mix of Terminator and Hulk. Paul Watson wrote: Naked is not always best, can loose some of the allure and mystery that draws you to her in the first place. IMO, Naked is far from being the best. You're right, mystery and imagination are the spices which enhance the taste of the sauce (I dunno why, I'm sure what I wrote can be misundertood :rolleyes: )

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KaRl

Michael Martin wrote: You know in the background 7 dicks up her arse and all that Do you want a copy of the tape? :-D;)

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Paul Riley

Paul Watson wrote: Some women look good naked and some look better clothed Absolutely... and at least 95% of them fall into the latter category. Looking on the bright side though, the figure is probably higher for men :laugh:. Paul And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath, one day closer to death - Pink Floyd, Time

Paul Watson

Paul Riley wrote: and at least 95% of them fall into the latter category. Looking on the bright side though, the figure is probably higher for men LOL, ok funny but not quite what I meant. What I meant was that you can get two, clothed, gorgeous women. One takes her clothes off and looks even better. The other, also gorgeous remember, takes her clothes off and suddenly she just does not have the same gorgeousness to her. And then there are girls who have fantastic bodies, but that is it. That just spoils it for me, I can't not include the face.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!