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That's the last time I go to a snooker match

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  • K Keith Barrow

    Really awful. Just before I left one of the players was pretty abusive to both the Referee and the audience, you could smell the alcohol on his breath and he started letching on a girl half his age.He'd pretty obviously taken a bung to throw the match. I wasn't putting up with it, so I decided to go. Just before I left, it was his turn. The white was hard to cue, so he asked for the spider. The ref, obviously hacked off refused. The player asked again, no avail. The player got angry and insisted on getting the spider. Still, no rest for the wicked.

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    Do you know how many snooker tables there are in the world?

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      Really awful. Just before I left one of the players was pretty abusive to both the Referee and the audience, you could smell the alcohol on his breath and he started letching on a girl half his age.He'd pretty obviously taken a bung to throw the match. I wasn't putting up with it, so I decided to go. Just before I left, it was his turn. The white was hard to cue, so he asked for the spider. The ref, obviously hacked off refused. The player asked again, no avail. The player got angry and insisted on getting the spider. Still, no rest for the wicked.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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      i always thought it was "no peace for the wicked" - although google shows that I'm in a 10% minority! Still made me laught anyway :)

      MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        Do you know how many snooker tables there are in the world?

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        Yes

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          Yes

          MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          How many then?

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          • D Dalek Dave

            How many then?

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            I assume you are going to say 0 as they are billiard tables?

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              i always thought it was "no peace for the wicked" - although google shows that I'm in a 10% minority! Still made me laught anyway :)

              MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              I have heard it both ways.

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              • L Lost User

                I assume you are going to say 0 as they are billiard tables?

                MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                Top of the Class, Laddie!

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                  Top of the Class, Laddie!

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                  Frankly a little on te pedantic side, though. Personally I prefer pocket billiards if you know what I mean

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                  • L Lost User

                    i always thought it was "no peace for the wicked" - although google shows that I'm in a 10% minority! Still made me laught anyway :)

                    MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    No Rest For The Wicked[^]

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                      Frankly a little on te pedantic side, though. Personally I prefer pocket billiards if you know what I mean

                      MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      You need a long cue for that!

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        You need a long cue for that!

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                        not to mention smooth balls and deep pockets

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