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AspDotNetDev

Member 8317792 wrote:

How to start a career in business analyst?

Find one large enough to form a parasitic relationship with. If you get a bluetooth keyboard, you can type from within their stomach.

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Mark_Wallace

Analyse the business. That'll be 50 cents for the consultation.

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Maximilien

start a business and analyse ?

Nihil obstat

Kschuler

http://www.ehow.com/how_5181493_start-business-analyst-career.html[^]

Shelby Robertson

Remove 1/4 of your brain. *Beware, removing too much will result in a career in QA.

CPallini wrote:

You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:

OriginalGriff

Shelby Robertson wrote:

removing too much will result in a career in QA.

QA[^]? Nooooo! We have enough 1/2 brains there already!

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Shelby Robertson

Quick Answers...Quality Assurance...not much difference there.

CPallini wrote:

You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:

ZurdoDev

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How to start a career in business analyst?

Apply for a job? Maybe you have something a little more specific to ask?

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ian dennis 0

I think he means "... in Business Analysis" (or perhaps not :) )

Lost User

If you need to ask the question then the answer is most likely to be: "you can't". You start a career in any field by study (self or school), followed by internship and practice.

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thebeekeeper

You sound like you're already on the right track