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  • K Keith Barrow

    wizardzz wrote:

    185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar.
    Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. The Routers Reply Ack."

    Not going to defend my win :laugh:

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
    -Or-
    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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    wizardzz
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    If you can't use your prize, give it to Chris Christi, that guy looks like someone who just shaved their stache.

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    • W wizardzz

      Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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      Andrew Rissing
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      185 modem/wireless router combos reply, "No wonder we don't work anymore."

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      • W wizardzz

        Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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        Andrew Rissing
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        To correct Wizardzz earlier post: 185 modem/wireless router combos replied, "I guess this won't be a hotspot..."

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        • W wizardzz

          Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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          Andrew Rissing
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          So, I guess I've figured out where you draw your creativity from for your 185 posts. ;)

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          • W wizardzz

            Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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            dexterama
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            185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. - you're not following our protocol."

            Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

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            • W wizardzz

              Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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              Thomas Daniels
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              The routers reply: 'Website "Sorry, can't serve you." not found.'

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                So, I guess I've figured out where you draw your creativity from for your 185 posts. ;)

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                wizardzz
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                I have usually taken the subject from a recent thread in the Lounge, sometimes it might not be obvious, sometimes there is an inspiration from a thread that leads to a subject; the leap nobody but myself would understand.

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                • W wizardzz

                  Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  How many hops to the next bar?

                  VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    How many hops to the next bar?

                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                    Marco Bertschi
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                    My boss just looked at me with a face like "Are you f***in' nuts?". Just because I had to laugh so hard at your post :rolleyes:

                    Chuchichäschtli

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                      My boss just looked at me with a face like "Are you f***in' nuts?". Just because I had to laugh so hard at your post :rolleyes:

                      Chuchichäschtli

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      This 185 response is provided on an as-is basis... :)

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        This 185 response is provided on an as-is basis... :)

                        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                        Marco Bertschi
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                        Have 5+ again... :thumbsup:

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          How many hops to the next bar?

                          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                          Thomas Daniels
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                          Mike Hankey wrote:

                          How many hops to the next bar?

                          The bartender replies: "185 hops!"

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                            Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                            Simon_Whale
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                            No worries, well get back to downloading pompey boys pron :(

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                              Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The combos reply, "But this packet said you were bi-friendly; can we negotiate?"

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                "Oh. We didn't know this was a Time Warner bar." Yes, I've been having difficulties with my Time Warner broadband service.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                  Sasha Laurel
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                                  185 modem/wireless router combos do and say nothing only BLINK, BLINK, BLINK

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                                  • G Gary Wheeler

                                    "Oh. We didn't know this was a Time Warner bar." Yes, I've been having difficulties with my Time Warner broadband service.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    Andrew Rissing
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                                    Maybe you need a new modem/wireless router?

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                                    • A Andrew Rissing

                                      Maybe you need a new modem/wireless router?

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                                      Gary Wheeler
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                                      I went to our 'local' Time Warner office (25 miles away) and got a new cable modem a couple weeks ago. This week I bought a new router.

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        Keith with the early win last time: [^]. You win David Axelrod's mustache. He will be shaving it soon[^], and well, it will need a new owner. Your new pet comes with a lot of responsibility, Keith. You'll have to feed it, groom it, take it for walks, and socialize it with other mustaches. 185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                        snorkie
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                                        185 modem/wireless router combos walk into a bar. Only because the bar didn't have a surge protector!

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                                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                          How many hops to the next bar?

                                          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                                          RaviBee
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                                          Brilliant. :thumbsup: /ravi

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