The Schnauzer
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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A "Schnauzer" in Germany means a mustache. So maybe something about shaving would fit better. Maybe not using aftershave for a week?
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Well, no, the joke needs a punchline.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
You need to infer what the pharmacist understood by the word "Schnauzer". Then the punchline is clear!
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You need to infer what the pharmacist understood by the word "Schnauzer". Then the punchline is clear!
I perfectly understood this. I was merely trying to point out that the proposed changed by the OP would ruin the joke.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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A "Schnauzer" in Germany means a mustache. So maybe something about shaving would fit better. Maybe not using aftershave for a week?
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A "Schnauzer" in Germany means a mustache. So maybe something about shaving would fit better. Maybe not using aftershave for a week?