British Airways
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A women had 3 daughter , and all 3 decided to get married on the same day. The mother was concerned about their sex lifes after marriage and called her daugthers one day before marriage and told them "Listen here my dear daughters , all the life i cared for you and now since you are getting married , i am really worried about your sex life after marriage, to my own satisfcation , i want you girls to update me how is your sex life coming up after marriage" Confused by there mothers wierd concern , they told , they can do that ,but can't talk openly when our husbands are around and so will Message you with some code word of any Product , you can go and find out the Tag Line for that product. for example " Nike " Impossible is nothing". They all agreed and next day her 3 daughter got married and went to their respective husbands home. After 1 week , the elder daughter message her :" Kings Cigar ", the mother looked for tag line for it and was happy "Big Size , King Size" After another one week , the second daughter message her " Nescafe Coffee " the mother did the same and was happy , the tag line was " Satisfaction till last drop" weeks past by ,but there was no reply from third daughter and finally after one full year she message "British Airways" , the mother looked for tag line and fainted ... The tag line was " 7 Days a week , 30 days a month , 365 days a year , both ways"
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A women had 3 daughter , and all 3 decided to get married on the same day. The mother was concerned about their sex lifes after marriage and called her daugthers one day before marriage and told them "Listen here my dear daughters , all the life i cared for you and now since you are getting married , i am really worried about your sex life after marriage, to my own satisfcation , i want you girls to update me how is your sex life coming up after marriage" Confused by there mothers wierd concern , they told , they can do that ,but can't talk openly when our husbands are around and so will Message you with some code word of any Product , you can go and find out the Tag Line for that product. for example " Nike " Impossible is nothing". They all agreed and next day her 3 daughter got married and went to their respective husbands home. After 1 week , the elder daughter message her :" Kings Cigar ", the mother looked for tag line for it and was happy "Big Size , King Size" After another one week , the second daughter message her " Nescafe Coffee " the mother did the same and was happy , the tag line was " Satisfaction till last drop" weeks past by ,but there was no reply from third daughter and finally after one full year she message "British Airways" , the mother looked for tag line and fainted ... The tag line was " 7 Days a week , 30 days a month , 365 days a year , both ways"
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Excellent example of a rhetorical question. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]