I write the SQL wrong every time.
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
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I've found a very easy way to completely avoid making any mistakes in SQL: I don't use SQL.
What's SQL...? :-\
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
Pretend it is because you thought your were writing for the Jet Engine. (which uses this)
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
Always write the WHERE clause first, even if it doesn't need one. WHERE 1=2 is always a good choice until you've got the rest worked out. Me, what I usually screw up with is forgetting which database I'm on. Oh, you mean I just wiped the production database? Oops.
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
I use Squirrel a redneck SQL; GIMME what I need FROM [table name] DELETE what I don't need FROM [table name]
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
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Always write the WHERE clause first, even if it doesn't need one. WHERE 1=2 is always a good choice until you've got the rest worked out. Me, what I usually screw up with is forgetting which database I'm on. Oh, you mean I just wiped the production database? Oops.
No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
Solid advice but the ONLY time I ever use the delete command is to clear test database tables. I never use delete in production - everything is a log and if the user doesn't want to see it anymore a flag is set on the record. I was getting burned too often by people who would blame me for bad data. Every item and every change is logged and nothing is ever deleted. :^)
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Solid advice but the ONLY time I ever use the delete command is to clear test database tables. I never use delete in production - everything is a log and if the user doesn't want to see it anymore a flag is set on the record. I was getting burned too often by people who would blame me for bad data. Every item and every change is logged and nothing is ever deleted. :^)
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What's SQL...? :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
Colin Mullikin wrote:
What's SQL...?
An advanced language for querying databases that doesn't involve tons of ridiculously intricate frameworks and mysterious black box middle-tier software. Preferred by people who break out in a rash anytime something becomes more about the architecture then getting stuff done. ;P
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Colin Mullikin wrote:
What's SQL...?
An advanced language for querying databases that doesn't involve tons of ridiculously intricate frameworks and mysterious black box middle-tier software. Preferred by people who break out in a rash anytime something becomes more about the architecture then getting stuff done. ;P
MehGerbil wrote:
An advanced language for querying databases
Don't know if I would call it advanced.
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Colin Mullikin wrote:
What's SQL...?
An advanced language for querying databases that doesn't involve tons of ridiculously intricate frameworks and mysterious black box middle-tier software. Preferred by people who break out in a rash anytime something becomes more about the architecture then getting stuff done. ;P
MehGerbil wrote:
Preferred by people who break out in a rash anytime something becomes more about the architecture then getting stuff done
Water, meet monitor. :laugh: :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
Personally I use extension methods when writing LINQ, not the SQL like syntax. Anytime I see the SQL syntax my mind goes blank.
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
But it's not really a 'bug thingy': You can select * (meaning all) or columns you name when selecting. When you Delete, it's the whole ROW, not columns, hence the */Column names aren't required. :-)
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
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I use Squirrel a redneck SQL; GIMME what I need FROM [table name] DELETE what I don't need FROM [table name]
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1They didn't teach us that variant in school... :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I'm so used to writing:
SELECT * FROM [table name]
That you can bet when it's time to delete I'll write:
DELETE * FROM [table name]
I no longer blame myself. I consider it a language design bug thingy.
Which is why I have replaced that with
SELECT COUNT(ROWID) FROM [table_name]
Sometimes that by itself will tell me all I need to know. :)
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But it's not really a 'bug thingy': You can select * (meaning all) or columns you name when selecting. When you Delete, it's the whole ROW, not columns, hence the */Column names aren't required. :-)
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
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I figured I was the only one so I was too embarrassed to ever post about it here. O.o
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Yet you quote a DBA. :-D
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Yet you quote a DBA. :-D
