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  • L Lost User

    Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

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    Joan M
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    ChrisElston wrote:

    One said Outpatients,
    One said Out Patients,
    One said Out-patients.

    Now it should be "One said Out -Patients"

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    • L Lost User

      Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

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      Richard Deeming
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      ChrisElston wrote:

      One said Out Patients,

      They have a separate LGBT ward?


      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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      • L Lost User

        Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        Steve Wellens
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        Out of patience.

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        • L Lost User

          Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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          Dalek Dave
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          I was in a ward the other day and all the patients were reciting "Ode to a Mouse" and "Auld Lang Sine". The nurse explained to me that I was in the Burns Unit.

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          • L Lost User

            Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            realJSOP
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            After ObamaCare Kicks in, you'll see "Out of Patience"...

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            • R Richard Deeming

              ChrisElston wrote:

              One said Out Patients,

              They have a separate LGBT ward?


              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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              Dalek Dave
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              My local Hospital has a sign saying "Guard Dogs Operating At This Site" Worrying!

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I was in a ward the other day and all the patients were reciting "Ode to a Mouse" and "Auld Lang Sine". The nurse explained to me that I was in the Burns Unit.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                Richard Deeming
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                At least it wasn't the serious Burns unit!

                Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin'-race! Aboon them a' ye tak yer place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace As lang's my airm. The groaning trencher there ye fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin wad help to mend a mill In time o need, While thro your pores the dews distil Like amber bead. His knife see rustic Labour dicht, An cut you up wi ready slicht, Trenching your gushing entrails bricht, Like onie ditch; And then, Oh what a glorious sicht, Warm-reekin, rich! Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive: Deil tak the hindmaist, on they drive, Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve Are bent like drums; Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive, 'Bethankit' hums. Is there that ower his French ragout, Or olio that wad staw a sow, Or fricassee wad mak her spew Wi perfect scunner, Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu view On sic a dinner? Poor devil! see him ower his trash, As feckless as a wither'd rash, His spindle shank a guid whip-lash, His nieve a nit: Thro bloody flood or field to dash, Oh how unfit! But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed, The trembling earth resounds his tread, Clap in his wallie nieve a blade, He'll make it whissle; An legs an arms, an heads will sned, Like taps o thrissle. Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care, And dish them out their bill o fare, Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware That jaups in luggies: But, if Ye wish her gratefu prayer, Gie her a Haggis!


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                • L Lost User

                  Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                  devenv exe
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                  how about out-pants

                  "Coming soon"

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                  • L Lost User

                    Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                    Lost User
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                    Given some of the problems in the NHS, perhaps the order: "Out, patients!".

                    One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

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                    • D DaveAuld

                      Maybe they will use lowerCamelCase; outPatients :rolleyes:

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      As long as it isn't Hungarian notation I won't need to puke. signOutPatients

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I was in a ward the other day and all the patients were reciting "Ode to a Mouse" and "Auld Lang Sine". The nurse explained to me that I was in the Burns Unit.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        DaveAuld
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Sine

                        WTF is that???? You tool.....

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                        • L Lost User

                          Been to Robert Peel Hospital in Tamworth this morning. I saw three signs for the department we were looking for. One said Outpatients, One said Out Patients, One said Out-patients. I wonder what they would put up if they needed a fourth.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          The patients' union would use "OUT, PATIENTS, OUT!"

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