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  • J JoeSox

    Now this is funny.... Simply fill out this form and our Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator will spill out a #1 hit song that you can ride all the way to the bank! Go on! Get miserable! http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html[^] Here is my generated song:laugh: "Why" Hands, beaniebabies, jewlery Why God, Why? Beaniebabies, cooking, My Ex-Wife Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Teeth, hands, boobs Why God, Why? My Ex-Wife, boobs, jewlery Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Later,
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    Roger Wright
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    Yup, no doubt about it. You have a hit song there. Now can you perform it, or do we have to hire Britney Spears to record it for you? Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
    Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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      Yup, no doubt about it. You have a hit song there. Now can you perform it, or do we have to hire Britney Spears to record it for you? Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
      Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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      JoeSox
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      Roger Wright wrote: or do we have to hire Britney Spears to record it for you? I think your on to something there:-D Later,
      JoeSox
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      • J JoeSox

        Now this is funny.... Simply fill out this form and our Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator will spill out a #1 hit song that you can ride all the way to the bank! Go on! Get miserable! http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html[^] Here is my generated song:laugh: "Why" Hands, beaniebabies, jewlery Why God, Why? Beaniebabies, cooking, My Ex-Wife Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Teeth, hands, boobs Why God, Why? My Ex-Wife, boobs, jewlery Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Later,
        JoeSox
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        Daniel Turini
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        Hehehe, some things are universal. Two or three weeks ago, I've saw a site with a lyrics generator for two brazilian bands, with monotonic "intellectual" lyrics, the "Tribalistas" and "Os engenheiros do Hawaí". Now, he's expanded his site and made a generator for an entire book from "Jorge Amado" (a famous writer from Bahia) and a SOAP opera generator. :) http://mundoperfeito.terra.com.br/geraletra.htm[^] (It's not in english, it's here only if someone asks) I see dumb people

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          Hehehe, some things are universal. Two or three weeks ago, I've saw a site with a lyrics generator for two brazilian bands, with monotonic "intellectual" lyrics, the "Tribalistas" and "Os engenheiros do Hawaí". Now, he's expanded his site and made a generator for an entire book from "Jorge Amado" (a famous writer from Bahia) and a SOAP opera generator. :) http://mundoperfeito.terra.com.br/geraletra.htm[^] (It's not in english, it's here only if someone asks) I see dumb people

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          Zathrus
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          ..."and a soup opera generator"...

          Would that be veggie or chicken soup? ;P

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            ..."and a soup opera generator"...

            Would that be veggie or chicken soup? ;P

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            benjymous
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            Probably Minestrone, if it's an Opera -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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              ..."and a soup opera generator"...

              Would that be veggie or chicken soup? ;P

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              Daniel Turini
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              :-O I see dumb people

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              • R Roger Wright

                Yup, no doubt about it. You have a hit song there. Now can you perform it, or do we have to hire Britney Spears to record it for you? Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                There's too few (none?) sexual references in it. -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

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                • J JoeSox

                  Now this is funny.... Simply fill out this form and our Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator will spill out a #1 hit song that you can ride all the way to the bank! Go on! Get miserable! http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html[^] Here is my generated song:laugh: "Why" Hands, beaniebabies, jewlery Why God, Why? Beaniebabies, cooking, My Ex-Wife Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Teeth, hands, boobs Why God, Why? My Ex-Wife, boobs, jewlery Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this Blue misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Ex-Wife Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Later,
                  JoeSox
                  www.joeswammi.com

                  Load my Sig here.....

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                  Totally awesome: "Will to Live" I feel miserable Taxes make me ill I feel miserable Health care premiums tear at my foundations I feel miserable Politicians are dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die Is it because of government that I feel this way? With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain? Or am I lost in tale of me, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. George Bush Broke My Will to Live George Bush Broke My Will to Live George Bush Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then George Bush Broke My Will to Live I feel miserable CEO's rot the flesh from my bones I feel miserable Welfare programs defeat my purpose I feel miserable Lobbyists are doing their best to impale my soul I want to die Is it because of government that I feel this way? With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain? Am I lost in tale of me, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. George Bush Broke My Will to Live George Bush Broke My Will to Live Oh God, George Bush Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then George Bush Broke My Will to Live Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                  Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                  Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
                  Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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                    Totally awesome: "Will to Live" I feel miserable Taxes make me ill I feel miserable Health care premiums tear at my foundations I feel miserable Politicians are dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die Is it because of government that I feel this way? With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain? Or am I lost in tale of me, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. George Bush Broke My Will to Live George Bush Broke My Will to Live George Bush Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then George Bush Broke My Will to Live I feel miserable CEO's rot the flesh from my bones I feel miserable Welfare programs defeat my purpose I feel miserable Lobbyists are doing their best to impale my soul I want to die Is it because of government that I feel this way? With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain? Am I lost in tale of me, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. George Bush Broke My Will to Live George Bush Broke My Will to Live Oh God, George Bush Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then George Bush Broke My Will to Live Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                    Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                    Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
                    Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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                    JoeSox
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                    :laugh:ROTFL:laugh: Awesome, simply awesome. I am suprised more people haven't "shared" their songs:~ Later,
                    JoeSox
                    www.joeswammi.com

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      There's too few (none?) sexual references in it. -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

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                      JoeSox
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                      I tried to keep it "PG" Check out Marc's at the bottom, he just posted his song Later,
                      JoeSox
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                      • J JoeSox

                        :laugh:ROTFL:laugh: Awesome, simply awesome. I am suprised more people haven't "shared" their songs:~ Later,
                        JoeSox
                        www.joeswammi.com

                        Load my Sig here.....

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        JoeSox wrote: I am suprised more people haven't "shared" their songs Fear of the RIAA (My rewrite of Iron Maidens Fear of the dark):

                        I am a man who makes unlicensed covers And when I'm singing in my shower At night or in the morning When the neighbours start to complain I sometimes feel a little strange A little anxious when there's critique Fear of the RIAA, fear of the RIAA I have a constant fear that a lawyer will knock on my door Fear of the RIAA, fear of the RIAA I have phobia that my neighbors will turn me in

                        Shit! Someones knocking on my door. -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

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                          JoeSox wrote: I am suprised more people haven't "shared" their songs Fear of the RIAA (My rewrite of Iron Maidens Fear of the dark):

                          I am a man who makes unlicensed covers And when I'm singing in my shower At night or in the morning When the neighbours start to complain I sometimes feel a little strange A little anxious when there's critique Fear of the RIAA, fear of the RIAA I have a constant fear that a lawyer will knock on my door Fear of the RIAA, fear of the RIAA I have phobia that my neighbors will turn me in

                          Shit! Someones knocking on my door. -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

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                          JoeSox
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                          :laugh: Later,
                          JoeSox
                          www.joeswammi.com

                          Load my Sig here.....

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