Sorry, have I fallen into a Suburbian Sitcom?
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Into Londinium for a 7AM meeting? Nasty. Very nasty if it's the wrong part...I am soooooo glad I don't have to do that any more! :GloatGloatGloatSmiley:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
On a clear road, it's 45 minutes to their offices - straight up the A3 then left after Vauxhall Bridge. POP. Coming out of London at 7am on a Monday morning on the other hand will be a tad more trying.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Mrs Wife has just called to say we're having a colleague over for dinner on Sunday. Hoho nothing wrong there. Oh, I have to pick her up from Heathrow T5 as she's flying in from Budapest. Do you think it would be okay for her to stay the night with us as she's only over for meetings on Monday and is flying back Monday night. I'll need to drive them into London Monday morning as they need to be in for a 7am meeting. Elephants, that's what I say. Elephants.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Just wait till Trevor next door, who is having double glazing fitted, comes round for coffee. He will see aforementioned house guest and, being the 'Ladies Man' that he is will attempt to seduce her. This will lead to a sequence of increasingly improbable and yet charmingly amusing incidents culminating in the need for a pint and to buy a new Fish Tank.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
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On a clear road, it's 45 minutes to their offices - straight up the A3 then left after Vauxhall Bridge. POP. Coming out of London at 7am on a Monday morning on the other hand will be a tad more trying.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
On a clear road
On a Monday, up Camera Alley? Good luck! It'll be easier getting out than in... :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Mrs Wife has just called to say we're having a colleague over for dinner on Sunday. Hoho nothing wrong there. Oh, I have to pick her up from Heathrow T5 as she's flying in from Budapest. Do you think it would be okay for her to stay the night with us as she's only over for meetings on Monday and is flying back Monday night. I'll need to drive them into London Monday morning as they need to be in for a 7am meeting. Elephants, that's what I say. Elephants.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Rather, Hippo, hippo !! :D
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
On a clear road
On a Monday, up Camera Alley? Good luck! It'll be easier getting out than in... :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
OriginalGriff wrote:
On a Monday, up Camera Alley?
The cars got good breaks and I know where EVERY camera is on the route.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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On a clear road, it's 45 minutes to their offices - straight up the A3 then left after Vauxhall Bridge. POP. Coming out of London at 7am on a Monday morning on the other hand will be a tad more trying.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
On a clear road, it's 45 minutes
THE A3, on a Monday morning? It's a good few years since I was doing that between the M25 and the Esher turnoff, and it was hell then.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
On a clear road, it's 45 minutes
THE A3, on a Monday morning? It's a good few years since I was doing that between the M25 and the Esher turnoff, and it was hell then.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
Particularly when the schools are still in session. X|
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
On a clear road, it's 45 minutes
THE A3, on a Monday morning? It's a good few years since I was doing that between the M25 and the Esher turnoff, and it was hell then.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
We'll be going through around 6, shouldn't be stupid by then. I also did Ripley-Esher when I worked over in Epsom, it was less than fun going in for 8:30. BTW, do you know The Plough in Horsell? It's under new management and is very nice again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Mrs Wife has just called to say we're having a colleague over for dinner on Sunday. Hoho nothing wrong there. Oh, I have to pick her up from Heathrow T5 as she's flying in from Budapest. Do you think it would be okay for her to stay the night with us as she's only over for meetings on Monday and is flying back Monday night. I'll need to drive them into London Monday morning as they need to be in for a 7am meeting. Elephants, that's what I say. Elephants.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Mrs Wife has just called to say we're having a colleague over for dinner on Sunday. Hoho nothing wrong there. Oh, I have to pick her up from Heathrow T5 as she's flying in from Budapest. Do you think it would be okay for her to stay the night with us as she's only over for meetings on Monday and is flying back Monday night. I'll need to drive them into London Monday morning as they need to be in for a 7am meeting. Elephants, that's what I say. Elephants.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Mrs Wife has just called to say we're having a colleague over for dinner on Sunday
So at which point are you going to lose your trousers and then get locked out of the house before attempting to climb in through an upstairs window whilst trying to keep your elderly, racist neighbour from talking to your guest?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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No, Mrs Wife is earning all the money and I am just a simple house-husband. :-D On second thoughts, yup I am under the delightful thumb of my lurve.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Mrs Wife has just called to say we're having a colleague over for dinner on Sunday
So at which point are you going to lose your trousers and then get locked out of the house before attempting to climb in through an upstairs window whilst trying to keep your elderly, racist neighbour from talking to your guest?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
That normally happens somewhere between the third and fourth [bottle of] gin.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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We'll be going through around 6, shouldn't be stupid by then. I also did Ripley-Esher when I worked over in Epsom, it was less than fun going in for 8:30. BTW, do you know The Plough in Horsell? It's under new management and is very nice again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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We'll be going through around 6, shouldn't be stupid by then. I also did Ripley-Esher when I worked over in Epsom, it was less than fun going in for 8:30. BTW, do you know The Plough in Horsell? It's under new management and is very nice again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
No - never drank in the area, I always had to ride home.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Mrs Wife has just called to say we're having a colleague over for dinner on Sunday. Hoho nothing wrong there. Oh, I have to pick her up from Heathrow T5 as she's flying in from Budapest. Do you think it would be okay for her to stay the night with us as she's only over for meetings on Monday and is flying back Monday night. I'll need to drive them into London Monday morning as they need to be in for a 7am meeting. Elephants, that's what I say. Elephants.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
