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    Nagy Vilmos
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    I went round to see my parents and they were AWOL. WTE, I popped into The Pub on the way back and things got a tad odd. The new land lady is the widow of the old landlord of another pub I used to frequent moons ago. Low and behold she recognised me. What is worse is that she didn't bar me, but put the first on the house. Then an old friend - I've known for years, not that he's decrepit - comes in and the b'tard buys me a beer. Tp top it all off, Ma & Da popped in for a spot of lunch and insisted, insisted I say, I stay a dine with them. On their bill. Intention was a swift glass at my expense, reality was a skinful for free. Wow, wow and thrice wow. :-D


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      I went round to see my parents and they were AWOL. WTE, I popped into The Pub on the way back and things got a tad odd. The new land lady is the widow of the old landlord of another pub I used to frequent moons ago. Low and behold she recognised me. What is worse is that she didn't bar me, but put the first on the house. Then an old friend - I've known for years, not that he's decrepit - comes in and the b'tard buys me a beer. Tp top it all off, Ma & Da popped in for a spot of lunch and insisted, insisted I say, I stay a dine with them. On their bill. Intention was a swift glass at my expense, reality was a skinful for free. Wow, wow and thrice wow. :-D


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      loctrice
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      reality was a skinful for free.

      The phrases you *-insert slander here- come up with get me every time. * I haven't decided on a good slander yet. Limey just doesn't fit that often :(

      If it moves, compile it

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        I went round to see my parents and they were AWOL. WTE, I popped into The Pub on the way back and things got a tad odd. The new land lady is the widow of the old landlord of another pub I used to frequent moons ago. Low and behold she recognised me. What is worse is that she didn't bar me, but put the first on the house. Then an old friend - I've known for years, not that he's decrepit - comes in and the b'tard buys me a beer. Tp top it all off, Ma & Da popped in for a spot of lunch and insisted, insisted I say, I stay a dine with them. On their bill. Intention was a swift glass at my expense, reality was a skinful for free. Wow, wow and thrice wow. :-D


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        I'm going to pop in there one lunch time and say "I am Nagy Vilmos".

        One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

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          I'm going to pop in there one lunch time and say "I am Nagy Vilmos".

          One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          ... and no one will here the screams ...


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            I'm going to pop in there one lunch time and say "I am Nagy Vilmos".

            One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

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            I wouldn't, by the sound of it it his round next.

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              I went round to see my parents and they were AWOL. WTE, I popped into The Pub on the way back and things got a tad odd. The new land lady is the widow of the old landlord of another pub I used to frequent moons ago. Low and behold she recognised me. What is worse is that she didn't bar me, but put the first on the house. Then an old friend - I've known for years, not that he's decrepit - comes in and the b'tard buys me a beer. Tp top it all off, Ma & Da popped in for a spot of lunch and insisted, insisted I say, I stay a dine with them. On their bill. Intention was a swift glass at my expense, reality was a skinful for free. Wow, wow and thrice wow. :-D


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              wizardzz
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              Don't you just love enablers?

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                I wouldn't, by the sound of it it his round next.

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Work is the curse of the drinking classes. I know I really should be doing some work, but a glass of ale always seems to get in the way.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  I went round to see my parents and they were AWOL. WTE, I popped into The Pub on the way back and things got a tad odd. The new land lady is the widow of the old landlord of another pub I used to frequent moons ago. Low and behold she recognised me. What is worse is that she didn't bar me, but put the first on the house. Then an old friend - I've known for years, not that he's decrepit - comes in and the b'tard buys me a beer. Tp top it all off, Ma & Da popped in for a spot of lunch and insisted, insisted I say, I stay a dine with them. On their bill. Intention was a swift glass at my expense, reality was a skinful for free. Wow, wow and thrice wow. :-D


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Their actions are sending a message. I'll be blunt: You're only tolerable when drunk.

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                    I went round to see my parents and they were AWOL. WTE, I popped into The Pub on the way back and things got a tad odd. The new land lady is the widow of the old landlord of another pub I used to frequent moons ago. Low and behold she recognised me. What is worse is that she didn't bar me, but put the first on the house. Then an old friend - I've known for years, not that he's decrepit - comes in and the b'tard buys me a beer. Tp top it all off, Ma & Da popped in for a spot of lunch and insisted, insisted I say, I stay a dine with them. On their bill. Intention was a swift glass at my expense, reality was a skinful for free. Wow, wow and thrice wow. :-D


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    <PEDANT> Lo and Behold </PEDANT>

                    MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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