My god, i'm tired of Human compilers
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Whats the point of coming to CP ask for a complete application source code ? Like "Give me the code to do this application" or something like that ? Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ? Don't take me wrong, I'm just sad because daily questions repeating the above mentioned. Do you think I'm picking ? Sorry for me English. I know it is really bad. :-D PS - Can you give the source code for an app so i could click on a button and make a cup of coffee for me ? ... and drink it ? (ill do the processing :omg: )
VitorHugoGarcia wrote:
Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ?
I don't know, but I can certainly see evidence of the deterioration of our grammar and spelling.
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Now that you mention it, could you please send me the source code to finish my program to convert samples from old data tapes to binary? I have an interview today and can't possibly finish it. You can probably see how urgentz this is. :)
Sure. I'll do it tomorrow. All you have to do then is complete your app to implement time travel and you should be good to go.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Whats the point of coming to CP ask for a complete application source code ? Like "Give me the code to do this application" or something like that ? Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ? Don't take me wrong, I'm just sad because daily questions repeating the above mentioned. Do you think I'm picking ? Sorry for me English. I know it is really bad. :-D PS - Can you give the source code for an app so i could click on a button and make a cup of coffee for me ? ... and drink it ? (ill do the processing :omg: )
VitorHugoGarcia wrote:
Whats the fuzz ?
The Police Force.
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Whats the point of coming to CP ask for a complete application source code ? Like "Give me the code to do this application" or something like that ? Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ? Don't take me wrong, I'm just sad because daily questions repeating the above mentioned. Do you think I'm picking ? Sorry for me English. I know it is really bad. :-D PS - Can you give the source code for an app so i could click on a button and make a cup of coffee for me ? ... and drink it ? (ill do the processing :omg: )
There is a strong rumour amongst the students of certain schools and colleges that this is the way to a master's degree. The trouble is they are largely too dim to understand what a waste of time it is.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
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VitorHugoGarcia wrote:
Whats the fuzz ?
The Police Force.
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This is a police warning: Look out, the Fuzz!
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
I'm sorry, I'll read that again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Whats the point of coming to CP ask for a complete application source code ? Like "Give me the code to do this application" or something like that ? Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ? Don't take me wrong, I'm just sad because daily questions repeating the above mentioned. Do you think I'm picking ? Sorry for me English. I know it is really bad. :-D PS - Can you give the source code for an app so i could click on a button and make a cup of coffee for me ? ... and drink it ? (ill do the processing :omg: )
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VitorHugoGarcia wrote:
Whats the fuzz ? Are we an endangered specie and the ability to think is decreasing ?
I don't know, but I can certainly see evidence of the deterioration of our grammar and spelling.
Touchê ! If you could send me sc to translate from portuguese to english ill be glad to learn from it, but be aware i dont trust translators :doh:
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I'm sorry, I'll read that again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Thet aren't human compilers; they are code remora. They attach themselves to people with ability and they try to suck knowledge without bringing comprehension to the party.
VitorHugoGarcia wrote:
PS - Can you give the source code for an app so i could click on a button and make a cup of coffee for me ?
No. No programming questions in the lounge.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
they try to suck knowledge
I wish that's what they did - all they usually seem to want is code they can blindly plug into their project. :( /ravi
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
they try to suck knowledge
I wish that's what they did - all they usually seem to want is code they can blindly plug into their project. :( /ravi
My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
That's why I added that they don't bring comprehension to the party.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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VitorHugoGarcia wrote:
Sorry for me English.
I wouldn't worry about your English, it reads perfectly well. So well in fact that you write with a slight Yorkshire accent.
TY! I love the me thing :)
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Touchê ! If you could send me sc to translate from portuguese to english ill be glad to learn from it, but be aware i dont trust translators :doh:
Desculpe, eu percebi Que se Você. Nao estivesse usando SUA Língua Nativa, eu térios atenuado pelos Críticos. (Sorry, had I realised you were not using your native tongue, I'd have mitigated by criticism, as mangled by Google Translate) PS. Had I bothered looking at your name, I may have hazarded a guess, mea culpa.
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Desculpe, eu percebi Que se Você. Nao estivesse usando SUA Língua Nativa, eu térios atenuado pelos Críticos. (Sorry, had I realised you were not using your native tongue, I'd have mitigated by criticism, as mangled by Google Translate) PS. Had I bothered looking at your name, I may have hazarded a guess, mea culpa.
No worry's Rob, no need to apologize as i'm aware of me :cool: english limitations. I just hope me :cool: english isn't as bad as your translated Portuguese. And again, i don't trust translators X| Best regards, Vítor
