Shopping at Tesco's
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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans", he says. "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says. The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can. “We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone "The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans", he says. "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says. The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can. “We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone "The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans", he says. "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says. The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can. “We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone "The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
24 cans of Stella will definitely change the look of her face, that's for sure. Is a purple face beautiful though?