My claim to fame: I coined a new pattern
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This is hello world stuff man! Heaps should be done to achieve it properly!! ;P
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
Yes! But long before it displays "Hello World" the CD tray ejects, pushing the start button on the coffee maker... :laugh:
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Yes! But long before it displays "Hello World" the CD tray ejects, pushing the start button on the coffee maker... :laugh:
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Sadly it's just an extension of the Heath Robinson Method[^] that we all know and love.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Every famous person is famous for something. Let me, Lloyd Dupont, coin here, in this public place, a new previously un-named albeit widely used pattern, the "Rube Goldberg" pattern, named after the machine[^]. (OK, I didn't create the name, but I AM the one who promoted to pattern status!! ;P) The code I'm refactoring used the Rube Goldberg pattern quite a lot! ^^
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
If you don't patent this soon, i will. ;P
CEO at: - Rafaga Systems - Para Facturas - Modern Components for the moment...
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If you don't patent this soon, i will. ;P
CEO at: - Rafaga Systems - Para Facturas - Modern Components for the moment...
The ISO 9001 certification process is on due course!! ;P
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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Every famous person is famous for something. Let me, Lloyd Dupont, coin here, in this public place, a new previously un-named albeit widely used pattern, the "Rube Goldberg" pattern, named after the machine[^]. (OK, I didn't create the name, but I AM the one who promoted to pattern status!! ;P) The code I'm refactoring used the Rube Goldberg pattern quite a lot! ^^
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
You mean anti-pattern, right? IMO just a variation of observer done wrong.
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I agree. I've been thinking of starting a project that is only for trying out new things and when one method finishes running it starts the next and so on until it finally in some grand Rube Goldberg style announces "Hello World!"
Sounds a lot like callback-based programming to me ... (I actually like callbacks, and tend to overuse them.)
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You mean anti-pattern, right? IMO just a variation of observer done wrong.
Observer? It's more like spaghetti!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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where's the voting system when i need it?
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
haha! my thoughts exactly
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Every famous person is famous for something. Let me, Lloyd Dupont, coin here, in this public place, a new previously un-named albeit widely used pattern, the "Rube Goldberg" pattern, named after the machine[^]. (OK, I didn't create the name, but I AM the one who promoted to pattern status!! ;P) The code I'm refactoring used the Rube Goldberg pattern quite a lot! ^^
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.