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You never forget how to ride a bike.....

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    Jimmy Savile
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    .....or teaching your first born how to ride one. Took me/him only 15 mins yesterday from his first attempt at riding without stabilisers until his first success without me holding on. The first couple attempts ended up with him on the floor, this apparently was my fault as I didn't hold the bike like Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. We were just about to give up for the day, when we had one last go in front of Mummy. This time I let go and of he went(still believing I was holding on) he pedalled and pedalled until going head first into a stone pillar, scrazing his arm and Knee in the process. Next weekend we'll learn brakes and steering :-D (I've been calling him 'Bradley' since yesterday.)

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      .....or teaching your first born how to ride one. Took me/him only 15 mins yesterday from his first attempt at riding without stabilisers until his first success without me holding on. The first couple attempts ended up with him on the floor, this apparently was my fault as I didn't hold the bike like Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. We were just about to give up for the day, when we had one last go in front of Mummy. This time I let go and of he went(still believing I was holding on) he pedalled and pedalled until going head first into a stone pillar, scrazing his arm and Knee in the process. Next weekend we'll learn brakes and steering :-D (I've been calling him 'Bradley' since yesterday.)

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Mine was called Karen, met her at a Christmas party. :laugh:


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        .....or teaching your first born how to ride one. Took me/him only 15 mins yesterday from his first attempt at riding without stabilisers until his first success without me holding on. The first couple attempts ended up with him on the floor, this apparently was my fault as I didn't hold the bike like Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. We were just about to give up for the day, when we had one last go in front of Mummy. This time I let go and of he went(still believing I was holding on) he pedalled and pedalled until going head first into a stone pillar, scrazing his arm and Knee in the process. Next weekend we'll learn brakes and steering :-D (I've been calling him 'Bradley' since yesterday.)

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        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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        You would never guess he is 35 would you

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          You would never guess he is 35 would you

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          Jimmy Savile
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          :thumbsup: Very Good.

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            :thumbsup: Very Good.

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            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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            You calling him Bradley because he drives it like an American in a AFV?

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              You calling him Bradley because he drives it like an American in a AFV?

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              Jimmy Savile
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              Sorry don't get your reference but I was talking of Sir Bradley.[^]

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                Sorry don't get your reference but I was talking of Sir Bradley.[^]

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Bradley[^]

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  .....or teaching your first born how to ride one. Took me/him only 15 mins yesterday from his first attempt at riding without stabilisers until his first success without me holding on. The first couple attempts ended up with him on the floor, this apparently was my fault as I didn't hold the bike like Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. We were just about to give up for the day, when we had one last go in front of Mummy. This time I let go and of he went(still believing I was holding on) he pedalled and pedalled until going head first into a stone pillar, scrazing his arm and Knee in the process. Next weekend we'll learn brakes and steering :-D (I've been calling him 'Bradley' since yesterday.)

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                  If he's likely to damage himself riding a bike, maybe it would be safer to just give him your car keys.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    If he's likely to damage himself riding a bike, maybe it would be safer to just give him your car keys.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Shirley it'd be a screwdriver rather than keys?


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Shirley it'd be a screwdriver rather than keys?


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      only if hes from liverpool (or luton) (and dont call him shirley)

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        .....or teaching your first born how to ride one. Took me/him only 15 mins yesterday from his first attempt at riding without stabilisers until his first success without me holding on. The first couple attempts ended up with him on the floor, this apparently was my fault as I didn't hold the bike like Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. We were just about to give up for the day, when we had one last go in front of Mummy. This time I let go and of he went(still believing I was holding on) he pedalled and pedalled until going head first into a stone pillar, scrazing his arm and Knee in the process. Next weekend we'll learn brakes and steering :-D (I've been calling him 'Bradley' since yesterday.)

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                        Pradeep Shukla 0
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                        I still remember those days when I used to get up early in the morning to practice... :)

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